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Santorum dropped out of the race today making room for Romney to drop out next.
Rick Santorum suspends his campaign, ending his bid for the White House. In other news, Luke Skywalker destroyed the Death Star.
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Think about what you want to make, then figure out how to make it.
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Britney is finalizing her deal to join X-Factor. She will mentor others to lip sync and embarrass themselves in public.
Stanley Kubrick died on this day in 1999: youtube.com/watch?v=iuUuSc…
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