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Fell in love with a cat

can yall pls tell me the lore behind your profile pictures



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We should build so many new houses everywhere that there's a massive oversupply and the price goes to zero Make it a worthless asset so that everyone can have a place to live


For those of you saying #AmorimOut Even if we had the best of managers playing the best formations we'd still lose games like this because we have have one of the most nonchalant team in Europe

Most penalties missed in the Premier League since Bruno Fernandes made his debut in the competition: ◉ 6 - Bruno Fernandes (29 taken) ◎ 5 - Mohamed Salah (33 taken) ◎ 5 - Aleksandar Mitrovic (10 taken) His second penalty miss of the season... 👀

Squawka's tweet image. Most penalties missed in the Premier League since Bruno Fernandes made his debut in the competition:  

◉ 6 - Bruno Fernandes (29 taken)
◎ 5 - Mohamed Salah (33 taken) 
◎ 5 - Aleksandar Mitrovic (10 taken)

His second penalty miss of the season... 👀


When it comes to debugging .NET has to be the best

The best framework is the one you can debug.



Vibe Smart

what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing



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They couldn’t fly, and when the threats came, they couldn’t escape. These flightless legends once ruled islands and continents. Today, they’re just echoes in fossils and folktales. But hope is still alive. We’re working on the de-extinction of the dodo and the moa. (1/10)

colossal's tweet image. They couldn’t fly, and when the threats came, they couldn’t escape.

These flightless legends once ruled islands and continents. Today, they’re just echoes in fossils and folktales.

But hope is still alive. We’re working on the de-extinction of the dodo and the moa.

(1/10)

Tempted to ask how many 'her(s)' we’re talking here, but with Chase, it’s probably just poetic vibes.

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Whats the worst you could do to me @ManUtd ?


This midfield would cost Amorim his job if he's not careful #mufc


City getting canned at the Etihad i never expected that after GW1's performance


How many games have we lost due to GK errors in the last 2 seasons

We will be more than fine this season. Alot of good performance and chance created. Top display from the team 👏



Overheard at a party, “If your gf is a 10, she’s an asset”



Manchester United fans

Mentally preparing for the sept-oct-nov period cause that's when the craziest plot twists happen



the league has spent more time in Manchester than any where else in England

Who will be next?

premierleague's tweet image. Who will be next?


I’ve been in pre-season camp with a girl I really connect with, but I know I’ll mess up and not be the striker she deserves as a 10. To avoid missing chances & hurting her, I told her we should stop the game, stepping off the pitch so she can find a better team to play for.

My main contract is with a team in the Premier League but she's currently playing me out of position, my runs are ignored and always switching formation last minute. So I got a new club in a lower league that's offering better terms & wages. No longer renewing my main contract



Bruno: "let me measure you well so I'll know how to send those crosses"

📸 | SESKO AND BRUNO! 😍

TheUnitedExtra's tweet image. 📸 | SESKO AND BRUNO! 😍


wow, defending a set piece like this knowing fully well Arsenal are very good at exploiting set pieces the set piece coach needs to be looked into and that GK is just 👎

Simon Sohn opens the scoring for Fiorentina.



genius family planning 👌


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My life if i knew how to start a conversation



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