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I don't know why he's so mad. I was just being sensitive!
Whoa, whoa! Okay, you know what? Why don't we go upstairs? We got that new J.C. Penney catalog. There's a full-color section on bras. Word has it the airbrush guy totally missed a nipple.
That's it. I'm gonna kick your ass. Forman, hold my...
No, I just wanna buck our boy up, 'cause what happened to him was so embarrassing!
Hyde. Man, I just wanted to say I'm sorry, 'cause what Jackie did to you was embarrassing. I mean, you must be so embarrassed. I told a lot of people what happened and they all agreed that it was just really embarrassing.
I knew it was a mistake hooking up with Jackie and I did it anyway. You know why? 'Cause she makes you stupid. I bet Kelso was composing symphonies before her.
Yeah? Well, nobody else missed it. Half the freaking town was there. Man, today at The Hub, you know that kid Jimmy with the headgear? He said he felt bad for me. Jimmy Headgear felt bad for me!
Hyde, that's horrible, man. You know what's even worse? I totally missed it.
Yeah, it brought the whole funeral way down.
Okay, let me get this straight. After my grandpa's funeral, Kelso and Annette are making out. Jackie sees them and yells, "Get off my boyfriend"? Right in front of you?
I once was lost. But now am found. Was blind, but now..
Amazing grace. How sweet the sound. That saved a wretch like me.
Okay. This one's for Burt. And a-one and a-two and a...
I don't know why she's so upset. I was barely touching you.
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