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@teachmehowtoDon

I am an Honor student From La Crosse. I'm a dedicated professional. My natural color is blue. I have a big teacher voice. I have a farm.

Usually when I'm not at school I'm getting a massage or i'm on my farm.


You don't wat to listen to some French doctor. You want to listen to Americans talk about the rights they have.


I go to sleep at night but my mind just can't get together, I must have had too much fun over spring break.


A farmer can't take a day off or his kids would get skinny during the winter and die.


I'm addicted to stats. Can you make that graph bigger? *makes graph bigger* Oh my God yes! *Has orgasm*


You can never have too many warm feelings in your heart.


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Donna Sharp just paid me 5 cents for a stick of gum


*UN ghost voice* @meganmande give me your phone... Dun dun dun


*Doesn't show up for class*


Making fun of somebody on Myspace...well maybe that deserves being locked up in juvenile detention.


He shouldn't go to jail, unless it was half a cow and it hits him and breaks his neck.


I have no friends so I just sit here and give people detentions.


Student: Hey Sharpalicious! How do you know my nickname?


All I want for Christmas is a fish vacuum for my Tilapia.


*Talks about the fight between Trayvon Martin and Zimmerman* Says: I'm sure there was some testosterone involved in that.


Let's pause it because we're smart.


The weather is craptastic.


I'm an old white women, I can get away with whatever I want.


*struggles with Smartboard* Can someone please help the Amish lady!


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