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You must learn to enjoy life without needing an audience to see that you are enjoying life.


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The longer you spend in tech, the stronger the urge to buy a farm and never touch a computer again in your life.


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I want to remind you all that Tinubu will begin taxing us from January 2026. As in, after working, you will give Tinubu 20% of your hard earned money.


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Nothing is as funny as trying to claim you didn’t know that BOLA AHMED TINUBU was going to be this bad. Both of those who supported him and we that didn’t……knew that nothing good was going to come out of his government. Some of you supported him because of tribe, religion,…


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Another Bring Back Our Girls campaign in my life time. This country breaks my heart everyday. What a terrible place


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As a man, do everything to avoid physical blows/fights cos apart from the fact that there is no telling how it would end and change the course of your life permanently, you aren’t a secondary school student. You are an adult.

If you can throw shades online, also make sure you can throw blow in real life.



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Life has a way of humbling even the strongest among us. It is truly sad to watch people who hustled honestly through school, put in the effort, sacrificed sleep and pushed themselves against all odds, yet find that their breakthrough seems far away. Meanwhile, others who barely…


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Everything is super important until you are sick. Then you realize there was only ever one thing that was important. Your health.


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Yesterday, i gave a 15k tip to the lady that attended to me at one restaurant. She came to me and said “Sir, you made a mistake with the transfer”. I replied NO and you could literally see how her face came alive. 😁😁😁 I am actually heavy on tips because honestly, i doubt…


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keeping your laptop plugged in is less damaging to the battery than constantly draining and refilling it I always thought it is the opposite

0x45o's tweet image. keeping your laptop plugged in is less damaging to the battery than constantly draining and refilling it

I always thought it is the opposite

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There’s a reason more Nigerians play ludo & draft than chess.Even when there’s a chess board available. Bc they fail catastrophically at 3D & abstract thinking,I don’t think they’re even capable of it. So few are capable of it. Stay with me. Let me explain. Just wait.


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The latest threat by U.S. President Donald Trump @POTUS to launch military action in Nigeria, allegedly to protect Christians, may sound appealing to some. Still, history has shown this to be perilous. Whether you are Christian, Muslim, animist, or non-religious, no one should…

YeleSowore's tweet image. The latest threat by U.S. President Donald Trump @POTUS  to launch military action in Nigeria, allegedly to protect Christians, may sound appealing to some. Still, history has shown this to be perilous.

Whether you are Christian, Muslim, animist, or non-religious, no one should…

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If you want someone to do a favor for you, you must reduce as much friction to doing that favor as possible. First, you must be clear on exactly what you want them to do for you. “Help me find work” is not a credible request. What is better is “I’m looking for opportunities in…


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That January salary when the tax law kicks in will shake Nigeria

oblee do’s and dont’s 1. save minimum 500k 2. pretty privilege is real, dress accordingly. 3. secure at least one human hair 4. acrylic nails only 5. don’t argue with bouncers, it’ll ruin your outfit 6. learn your fav artist lyrics!!! 7. use protection!



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When Shank said, “we start our lives so late in Nigeria”, I completely understood him. It’s because he’s seen another world; one that makes you realize how much more you could’ve achieved earlier if you’d simply had an enabling environment. That’s what exposure does: it changes…


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People get married and live happily with their spouses. People have respectful, kind, and supportive spouses. Do not allow bad experiences you've seen or heard to twist your thinking about marriage. Ask Allah for a good marriage and work towards having one. Put negativity away.


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The moment you arrive in the UK this mentality will change. Here, there is dignity in labour. Not even a tech bro here in the UK can look down on a cleaner in the UK, it is only those in Nigeria and it is because we don’t have values or systems, we are just thieves and loud…

This japa to the uk is actually scary somehow because wdym you were a tech bro in Nigeria but you’re now a professional toilet washer in the youkay?



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i don type, i don delete. i get strong hate for this country man

Update: The Kidnappers have given Aisha Wahab until 5pm today to raise ₦20M or be klled.



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did you know: you can start anytime. brush your teeth in the middle of the day. wash the dishes at 2am. do things outside the times “assigned” by society. use that free will.


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