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@technotic_us
IT/InfoSec. EDM hobbyist DJ. MS Gold Star (MVP). VR enthusiast. I invented shit posting. Facts more verified than Twitter bots. FCC/FAA licensed
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When the math teacher didn't hit 7th grade math yet. 😭 This is what a common core math teacher looks like.
Until they hit 7th grade math, there’s no reason you can’t make things easy by saying that anything divided by zero is zero. It’s stupid to be petty about a principle that the kids can’t even understand yet with 3rd grade minds. As a 6-9th math teacher, I say one step at a time😉
Last night, I spent a few hours researching carpet cleaners. I found the one I wanted. This morning, I went down to Best Buy and picked it up. I was excited like a kid on Christmas. And then I spent the afternoon cleaning my carpet. If that ain't about the most adult shit you've…
In 5 weeks I'll be on my way to France! 🏕️🛶🎣🇫🇷 But here's a thing: I want to do some live streaming but I'm missing 45👀 subscribers on YouTube to be able to do that. Can you help me out? (Just subscribe, avoid the bell. 😂) youtube.com/@CampingWithCD
Ladydude Spider bitch Olympics is on! instagram.com/reel/DF29sfvvk…
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Let me get this straight: Tina Peters, an election official from Mesa County, Colorado, who is rotting in prison for preserving the finger print, the DNA, the blood type of how Dominion voting machines got to the totals of the 2020 election is in declining health and suffering…
11 and 8-year old PRODIGY SISTERS played Vivaldi Winter with me on the violin in Rome airport! They were SO CUTE AND AMAZING.. the whole airport loved it 😍.
This is too damn catchy.
This is funny in any language
#random #ludacris #monday #flex Who else has their primary phone number registered in 3 area codes? #ivegothoesindifferentareacodes @Ludacris
Though, in my defense, I'm a damn fine copy and paster. I make it look easy.
Rest in peace, fam... The shit we pulled through .. it's escaping from kidnappers and running for miles and you finally see a gas station to get help, and then you get hit by a car crossing the street to it. We were the unlikeliest of friends. But life is funny like that. I miss…
Is @Microsoft trying to get another anti-trust lawsuit? I imagine it would involve decoupling @Bing. We're not even talking about the intent to deceive. We spend years getting people to identify imposter websites and now Microsoft is headlining it. As a consumer, I want to…
Hey Mattel Toys, I have an idea for a new limited edition Barbie... Hear my out... 2025 Limited Edition Malibu Barbie #malibubarbie #malibu #barbie #LimitedEdition #Mattel
Hot take: polkadot naming system (#pns) is pronounced #penis. pns.link @PolkaNameSystem
#happynewyear #newyear2025 Happy New Year, East Coast. Let us know over here in Cali how it turns out for you. Assuming 2025 is working out for you and the rest of the country, we'll join you in 3 hours! If not, well... No one's going to be around to read this anyway. As…
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