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in the elevator wm: who's lab are you in? me: mine wm: no, I mean who is the PI of the lab? me: I am wm: in what Professor's lab? me: the Columbus lab and I am Columbus
idc if we friends... don’t tell my other friends shit about me if i didn’t give you the ok. I got different relationships with everybody. I don’t confide in everybody.
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me drunk in the uber after chilis happy hour
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Just to keep my social media alive, here's an old pixel guide to Filipino food which I did for a class last year...because i'm hungry 24/7
*50 refugees, majority of which are minors, arrive ill and hungry on a Spanish beach seeking help and shelter to only be welcomed with shocked reactions and laughter.
I ONLY WANT TO BE AROUND PEOPLE THAT BRING OUT THE BEST IN ME
Two years ago, I was saying “do you have any questions?”. Last year I switched to “what questions do you have?” It made a difference. Today I tried “ask me two questions”. And they did! And those ?s led to more ?s. It amazes me that the littlest things have such a big impact!
The code for the bathroom at this Starbucks is 90210 which the young barista passed on matter-of-factly as "nine zero two one zero" causing me to crumble into infinity dust
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