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Abraham “Honest Abe” Smith

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Ex president. Recovering Gambling addict. Sports enthusiast. #gopackgo

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Mar 10

“You can’t drink beer and grill out on a Monday” they all said in unison

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Jun 28

Yes I am at a corporate event. Yes I pre gamed.

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Final resting point. Rosa parks would have wanted this #summerfest

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I wonder if this guy lifts?

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Charcuterie board. (Vodka redbull)

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Jun 13

Strictly heat coming from the mound tonight

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May 10

Who the fuck would play division 1 football? (Big 10 btw) #d1dox

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May 6

They literally can not stop a white boy from having a good Tuesday

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Congrats to Will Campbell #CTESPN

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Me whenever alcohol enters my system

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“How many beers are you drinking tonight”

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