John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd
Autistic writer/comedian. @Chaser editor and @shot_au contributor. He/Him.
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Time to welcome our new overlord the only way I know how
It's kind of wild how the Hot Ones-ification of press tours means that promoting a movie is now a marathon humiliation ritual.
im still yet to see a single example where the existence and accessibility of deepfake technology is a good thing, instead of something that should obviously be illegal
i just watched the trailer and no longer believe in funding the arts in australia
the kyle sandilands supanova controversy has made me aware that he is appearing in a zombie movie staring Sophie Monk and Vanilla Ice, meaning that i now know the worst movie ever made is on its way
the kyle sandilands supanova controversy has made me aware that he is appearing in a zombie movie staring Sophie Monk and Vanilla Ice, meaning that i now know the worst movie ever made is on its way
🔴 The hot sand around the Sudanese city of El Fasher is stained red with the blood of more than 2,000 massacred civilians See how journalists used satellite imagery to reconstruct the scale of violence ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202…
Bad Bunny is a Nepo Baby. His father, Bugs, has been huge forever.
I love that every new detail about this fuck up is somehow funnier than the last
🟡 NEW: The man at the heart of a mixup that rippled through global political journalism in the final days of the New York mayoral campaign was neither “falsely claiming” to be former Mayor Bill de Blasio, nor a “de Blasio impersonator.” semafor.com/article/10/29/…
Been laughing at this news clip for the last 24 hours
I hate it when friends feel comfortable sharing stuff with their friends
🟡 NEW: The man at the heart of a mixup that rippled through global political journalism in the final days of the New York mayoral campaign was neither “falsely claiming” to be former Mayor Bill de Blasio, nor a “de Blasio impersonator.” semafor.com/article/10/29/…
I’m more proud of this joke than I probably should be
"They asked about his mastery of the craft, so I assumed they meant nunchucks."
Yet to see any of the current batch of New York mayor candidates explain what they plan to do about the problem of toddlers hiding drugs in their dolls…
never not thinking of eric adams 2011 pea on how to check your kid’s room for contraband
Chat I’m free!!!
been grinding pokemon za battles so much to reach the 1000 that i am now doing them quickly based on audio cues without looking at the screen - the way the devs clearly intended
next year i wanna do some PAX panels but i have no idea what to talk about or how to organise a panel, which are the only hurdles in my way
I Prefer Photoshopped Images MADE BY MAN I Know It Isn't Always Good Editing I LIKE IT
Only photoshoppod 😂 Seriously, this is so stupid. Why would you need to worry about that? If you enjoy an image it doesn't matter with what tool was it created.
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