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Garrett Hart

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A winter’s sojourn.

thirdshift's tweet image. A winter’s sojourn.

missing salad bars


The green leveling laser I bought to help load the new truck camper arrives today and my head is about to explode with nerdiness of it. Oh the fun I am going to have tinkering with it!

thirdshift's tweet image. The green leveling laser I bought to help load the new truck camper arrives today and my head is about to explode with nerdiness of it. Oh the fun I am going to have tinkering with it!

Bufflehead duck? audubon.org/field-guide/bi…. Seen between Kessler and Meridian on the canal.


Product endorsement: I love these things jbl.com/bluetooth-spea…. We just got a second one so we can run them in stereo. There’s a newer version, but I say save your money.


Pop a couple of Altoids. Put mask back on. Breath out. Experience peppermint mace flowing across my eyes efficiently delivered by my eyeglasses. You have been warned.

thirdshift's tweet image. Pop a couple of Altoids. Put mask back on. Breath out. Experience peppermint mace flowing across my eyes efficiently delivered by my eyeglasses. You have been warned.

Streets on fire. Forests on fire. Covid. A fascist party that will almost certainly refuse to leave office if beaten. This is the first time in my privileged, white, boomer life that I've consistently experienced daily dread. Rest of the world: Welcome to the show fat-ass.


I just saw a @USPS worker look at a package delivered previously to my neighbor's front porch by a competing carrier and then he moved the competitor's package to a place that would make it less likely to be stolen from the porch. #professional #SupportUSPS


So when you are heading across Wyoming and you pass a storm chasing car headed the same direction as you are you should take it more seriously than I did. #twohaildamagedcarsandmaybeacampertoo


To squeeze the most value out of your UI/UX consultants make sure you play a drinking game were everybody takes a shot whenever someone says "hi-res".


Gas leaf blower sounds will be in heavy rotation on the soundtrack for my room in hell.


Florian Schneider, co-founder of Kraftwerk, RIP boingboing.net/2020/05/06/flo…


Recommended office chair upgrade. "Like butta" smooth. amazon.com/dp/B01CTIG4GE/…


How a kid gets through the Toy Story series without needing therapy is beyond me. Watching Toy Story 4 right now and it is stressing me the hell out.


I'm not going to lie, I am pretty excited about the gutter guards I just ordered. costco.com/easyon-gutterg…


He was nice cat.

Found this on FB

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#OTD 1970, the Oregon Highway Division consulted with the US Navy and decided the best way to dispose of a whale carcass was to blow it up with a 1/2 ton of dynamite. The explosion caused blubber to rain down on spectators for over a 1/4 of a mile. A large chunk demolished a car.


Watched The Mandalorian this weekend. If it ends up being true that Yoda is raised by Din Djarin then I don't understand why Yoda doesn't have a better command of whatever language English represents in the Star Wars universe as an adult. I enjoyed the show by the way.


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