The Notorious M. A. D.
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The rest, as they say, is bullshit
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Sir, please…the name of the street. I can’t zoom in anymore…
just remembered I have to party all night Friday and Saturday
My haters will become my gators when I wade into the bayou of success
"do you like using twitter?" does sisyphus like his boulder
ughhhhh i didn’t fix my entire life this weekend FUCK
babe are you ok? it’s already q4 and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap”
the lioness concerns herself with pretty much everything. she even makes up random new things to concern herself with
I hate overhead lighting - trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.
sinning extra hard tonight so i don’t get raptured tomorrow. too many movies i gotta see. they’re doin avatar again
i tried to make two plans in one day. as if i were god. as if i were literal god.
sun is setting earlier and earlier
my plundering ass thought this was a vessel upon the high seas 😭😭
Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists would devote their entire lives to deceiving you, but a con man proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"
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