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Arson is how the homeless reproduce


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I didn’t even realize that sacral chakra and trauma was stored at the hips. You learn something new every day.


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Ouhhh Husbant... you berieve in crimate change hoax insteat of sensible wirefire mitigration and now we are homeress.

RamboVanHalen's tweet image. Ouhhh Husbant... you berieve in crimate change hoax insteat of sensible wirefire mitigration and now we are homeress.

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i think people on this app bank too much on verbalized mental illness.


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The sperg stutter is probably an act too


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Then the portal shuts off and your dingus gets chopped off


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Finally. That's what the internet was always supposed to be..


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Not a single fucking person. Quality and pride in ones products is a thing of the past at this point, and it makes me want to take a match the entire system.


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didn’t know an adobe subscription was like signing a 360 deal with birdman


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The Juicero isn’t gonna fuck you bro


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Their product was unique in that it was retarded


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It’s mostly a combination of improper use of Lean/Agile & abuse of the meaning MVP combined with shortsightedness to get “shippable product”out to make money.


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Just woke up to an inheritance from my Aunt. $2,000,000. Immediately wired it to my biggest hater. First, I do not take handouts. Second, this will drive me to grind out $2,000,001. Lesson there👆


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Did you know that USB-C effectively provides the maximum bitrate per wire that can be supported by conductive metals without switching to optical fiber cables? USB-C supports 40 Gbps, whereas Lightning only supports 480 Mbps. You don't really know what you're talking about.


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y combinator is like onlyfans for dudes but nice


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How do you know I'm not sanctioned by OFAC


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This literally made me cry. So gay. 🥹


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wym I've been earning safe 6-20% yield in Celsius and $UST. It's basically risk free, I haven't even had to check it since 2020, I just know it's earning.


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Linux really missed an opportunity to monetize the fundamentals. Why not $0.0007 for a cd invocation or $2/month for opening a port? And if you need enterprise volume, just call Linus for a quote. Talk about leaving money on the table!!


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