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Advogado criminalista. Direito empresarial. Funcionário público. 👨🏻‍🎓 - Stanford University

Fernando reposted

É difícil explicar se o Messi é um armador com 900 gols marcados ou se é um atacante com 400 assistências distribuídas. Ninguém foi tão completo. Ninguém foi tão influente. Ninguém dominou tanto o jogo. É um privilégio acompanhar Lionel Messi. 🐐

O primeiro na história a alcançar a marca de 400 assistências na carreira!

CuriosidadesEU's tweet image. O primeiro na história a alcançar a marca de 400 assistências na carreira!


Fernando reposted

tem vagabundo ai que não consegue fazer isso mais kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk mas tem 589294 gols de penalti

O golaço de Lionel Messi visto por outro ângulo. Esse cara nunca pode parar de jogar futebol.



Fernando reposted

O único na história com 800+ gols e 400+ assistências na carreira. O melhor da história.

CuriosidadesEU's tweet image. O único na história com 800+ gols e 400+ assistências na carreira.

O melhor da história.

Fernando reposted

Outra vez 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Fernando reposted

🚨🗣️ Federico Chiesa: "I played with Cristiano Ronaldo. Playing with him was amazing... Messi and Cristiano are the best players in history." "But to be completely honest, I have to say that Leo Messi is the greatest player in history."

TouchlineX's tweet image. 🚨🗣️ Federico Chiesa: "I played with Cristiano Ronaldo. Playing with him was amazing... Messi and Cristiano are the best players in history."

"But to be completely honest, I have to say that Leo Messi is the greatest player in history."
TouchlineX's tweet image. 🚨🗣️ Federico Chiesa: "I played with Cristiano Ronaldo. Playing with him was amazing... Messi and Cristiano are the best players in history."

"But to be completely honest, I have to say that Leo Messi is the greatest player in history."

Fernando reposted

Operandose cualquiera

MaccaGoat's tweet image. Operandose cualquiera

Fernando reposted

🚨 Leo Messi: "The peace of mind of having achieved everything at a professional and sporting level changed everything for me. I feel so good."

AlbicelesteTalk's tweet image. 🚨 Leo Messi: "The peace of mind of having achieved everything at a professional and sporting level changed everything for me. I feel so good."

Fernando reposted

Cristiano Ronaldo has failed to score or assist in all five Champions League knockout encounters against Lionel Messi.

Show me a crazy football stat that sounds fake but is actually 100% true. 🤷🏼‍♀️



Fernando reposted

Se o Messi ganhar outra copa do mundo, esse aí se mata.

“Messi melhor do que eu? Não concordo. Eu não quero ser humilde.” 🎙️ Cristiano Ronaldo. 📸 Reprodução/Piers Morgan Uncensored

futebol_info's tweet image. “Messi melhor do que eu? Não concordo. Eu não quero ser humilde.”

🎙️ Cristiano Ronaldo.
📸 Reprodução/Piers Morgan Uncensored


Fernando reposted

Most ballonD’ors - Messi Most trophies - Messi Most goal contributions - Messi Most final goals - Messi Most Assists - Messi Most playmaker awards - Messi Most H2H wins - Messi Most non penalty Goals - Messi Most Freekick Goals - Messi Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t need to…

🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo: "I don't agree [that Messi is better]. I don't want to be humble..." @PiersUncensored

AlbicelesteTalk's tweet image. 🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo: "I don't agree [that Messi is better]. I don't want to be humble..." @PiersUncensored
AlbicelesteTalk's tweet image. 🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo: "I don't agree [that Messi is better]. I don't want to be humble..." @PiersUncensored


Fernando reposted

Todo mundo espantado com o roubo de hoje. Ta bem óbvio que o governo já escolheu o campeão dessa temporada. Não tem o que fazer.

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 روبن نيفيز لاعب #الهلال عبر إنستغرام بعد بلنتي النصر ديميرال لاعب #الأهلي عبر تويتر بعد بلنتي النصر محرز لاعب #الإهلي عبر سناب بعد بلنتي النصر

bt3's tweet image. 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

روبن نيفيز لاعب #الهلال عبر إنستغرام بعد بلنتي النصر

ديميرال لاعب #الأهلي عبر تويتر بعد بلنتي النصر

محرز لاعب #الإهلي عبر سناب بعد بلنتي النصر
bt3's tweet image. 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

روبن نيفيز لاعب #الهلال عبر إنستغرام بعد بلنتي النصر

ديميرال لاعب #الأهلي عبر تويتر بعد بلنتي النصر

محرز لاعب #الإهلي عبر سناب بعد بلنتي النصر
bt3's tweet image. 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

روبن نيفيز لاعب #الهلال عبر إنستغرام بعد بلنتي النصر

ديميرال لاعب #الأهلي عبر تويتر بعد بلنتي النصر

محرز لاعب #الإهلي عبر سناب بعد بلنتي النصر


Fernando reposted

Ronaldo for Real Madrid at LaLiga. 311 Goals Clubs he scored 97 of 311 Goals are playing either 2nd Division or Lower Today. That’s 31.18% of his Total Goals Scored Against Horrendous Teams. Definition of Statpadding. Graph shows 8/14 favorite Relegated Clubs of Ronaldo.

messsssssii1's tweet image. Ronaldo for Real Madrid at LaLiga.
 311 Goals

Clubs he scored 97 of 311 Goals are playing either 2nd Division or Lower Today.

That’s 31.18% of his Total Goals Scored Against Horrendous Teams.

Definition of Statpadding.

Graph shows 8/14 favorite Relegated Clubs of Ronaldo.

Fernando reposted

Esse edit do Zidane é uma pedrada!


Fernando reposted

I prefer not to speak.

maxstephhh's tweet image. I prefer not to speak.

Start a problematic football discuss.



Fernando reposted

Without penalties: - Messi 2012: 77 Goals (1.12) - Ronaldo 2013: 60 Goals (1.02) - Messi 2010: 59 Goals (0.92) - Lewa 2021: 58 Goals (0.98) - Ronaldo 2012: 53 Goals (0.74) - Messi 2016: 52 Goals (0.84) - Messi 2014: 51 Goals (0.77) - Messi 2011: 51 Goals (0.73)

📊 Les meilleurs buteurs sur une année civile au 21eme siècle

ThePopFoot's tweet image. 📊 Les meilleurs buteurs sur une année civile au 21eme siècle


Fernando reposted

I already know 90% of the interview

DefenceMmn's tweet image. I already know 90% of the interview

Ronaldo realised it's the end of the month and has to pay rent and feed his haters 🥹❤️



Fernando reposted

"Give ronaldo 10 logs of wood and he'd carry the team" Ronaldo with a billion dollar super team in the 29th ranked league in the world

_common_w2's tweet image. "Give ronaldo 10 logs of wood and he'd carry the team"

Ronaldo with a billion dollar super team in the 29th ranked league in the world

Fernando reposted

Cristiano Man-Child when he is not playing relegation battling team. 2025 2 Trophies Bottled and it’s just October

messsssssii1's tweet image. Cristiano Man-Child when he is not playing relegation battling team.

2025
2 Trophies Bottled and it’s just October

Fernando reposted

Cristiano Ronaldo has won 0 official trophies for Al Nassr in 4 years! WHAT A FAILURE 😭

CrewsMat10's tweet image. Cristiano Ronaldo has won 0 official trophies for Al Nassr in 4 years! 

WHAT A FAILURE 😭

Fernando reposted

🚨 Mais uma eliminação do Cristiano Ronaldo: ❌ Champions Asiática (2x) ❌ Liga Saudita (3x) ❌ Copa do Rei Saudita (4x) ❌ Supercopa Saudita (4x) 3 anos na Arábia Saudita, 0 títulos oficiais.

shysfc's tweet image. 🚨 Mais uma eliminação do Cristiano Ronaldo:

❌ Champions Asiática (2x)
❌ Liga Saudita (3x)
❌ Copa do Rei Saudita (4x)
❌ Supercopa Saudita (4x)

3 anos na Arábia Saudita, 0 títulos oficiais.

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