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@venmo4feet
she/her, if you follow me you’re on my team for capture the flag (we will be competing against the entire state of Utah)
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[at the gym] Him: hey I see you in here a lot are you training for something? Me: y e s
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Him: hey I see you in here a lot are you training for something?
Me: y e s](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-BOb53WkAEQ-zb.jpg)
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Him: hey I see you in here a lot are you training for something?
Me: y e s](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-BOb54WwAEte5-.jpg)
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Him: hey I see you in here a lot are you training for something?
Me: y e s](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-BOb56XsAA7H5m.jpg)
my dog just shit in Home Depot and I had to pick it up with my bare hands and he doesn’t even regret it. how is your day going?
If you pass the drug test at dominos they fire you
five of you stand before me but i only have four at-home rapid covid tests in my hands
Did you know you can lie about what you do at the gym? No ones gonna fact check you. I ran ten miles today
The devil's lettuce is actually coleslaw
Strategically coming out of my room anytime I hear someone cleaning so I can say “oh hey I was just about to do that”
Damn bro you can bench 400? She let me hit just cause I’m kinda goofy.
new year new me and this time im way worse
I do not have a single memory from 2021 and that’s fine
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my girl can wear whatever she want cus im scared of her
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