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Who needs a database? Not me! I just put a CSV in a git repository #webscale #nosql #bigdata


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bro do you even #webscale?


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I don't know anything about your app, but I know it would run better on Mongo. #webscale #ftw #cloud #unicorns


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Me: "Did your server go down? On heroku?" CW: "YOUR MOM went down on heroku!" Me: "To be fair, my mom is webscale." CW: "I... it... okay."


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OH: "MongoDB is like the white van that says 'free candy' but instead it says 'webscale' on it."


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Gave up trying to figure out why MongoDB was losing data with no clues in the logs, and fixed it by turning it off and on again. #WebScale


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@ugexe #webscale it with #mongodb bro


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