JoshuAAH! (still spooky)
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Cis het he-him translator/audio editor/voice actor, host of Mandarin Slang Guide @msgmandarin, profile pic by @nancy0039
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Hey, @Walgreens! I wanted a flu shot, not a passive-aggressive criticism of my mother's refusal to sacrifice her family identity to the patriarchy! (Still gonna get that flu shot tho, and so should you)
Update: Just ran my first 5k distance (10:08). Carl is inexplicably unimpressed.
Just ran a mile. This is not the best shape I've ever been in, but this is the first time I've "run a mile." I give it 3 stars. Good feeling of accomplishment, but I ended up right where I started.
Moving. Carl really didn't want to be left behind. Note: He did not get left behind.
F*cking watch me
Parsifal cannot, with a straight face, be called comically strophic.
I guess finding anyone *unqualifiedly* well in this day and age is a tall order.
Me: *accidentally steps on dog's paw* Me: (Hm, I should say sorry) Me: (You fool, dogs don't speak English) Me: "Lo siento" Me: (Nailed it) Dog: ...
Broke: Educated women with cats & pizza = bad Woke: Educated women with cats & pizza = hot Bespoke: Damn, I myself need more education, cats, and pizza
Take a chance on a pound dog. Might just be a great one.
We've been trying to find the perfect word for Carl's demeanor for the last few days. Eventually we arrived at "long-suffering."
A Chick-fil-A opened in my hometown. Just thinking about their chicken sandwich made my mouth water! So I hopped in the car, went to Walmart, bought the ingredients and made one myself with less sodium, because f*uck bigots, sodium, and soda pop.
I have a serious problem. I think a website I usually visit is trying to Rickroll me. I feel smart for figuring it out, but now I can never click the link to check, or I become the chump. It's Schrodinger's Rickroll.
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