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I tweet ridiculous things that I overhear.

"You ain't never live til you have a bitch that can suck your dick while you titty fuck her."


"Babies make me feel self conscious."


"Yeah and then Gavin said he wants to bury his dick in my ass."


"The Rocky Mountains make me want to party."


"Until we break up. I mean until we die."


"The cheers is Jack Daniels. Are you sure you want to be a part of it?"


"I will chop off your face."


"My thumbs don't feel like they belong to me."


"I feel like I hate life a little more, so yeah I do feel 22."


"You listen to Nirvana, you have to smoke weed."


"I didn't match with a guy who compared himself to Ted Mosby. Fuck it, I'm done."


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