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WTF Xcode?

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Crashing on a Mac near you.

BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT: Triplets!

wtfxcode's tweet image. BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT: Triplets!

Hey! Xcode 8.1 is out with support for the new Crash Bar!


I’ll bet you thought there was more detail there. Really had you going, didn’t I?

wtfxcode's tweet image. I’ll bet you thought there was more detail there. Really had you going, didn’t I?

I put a “Report Bug” button in for when SourceKitService crashes. (Joke’s on you!)

wtfxcode's tweet image. I put a “Report Bug” button in for when SourceKitService crashes.

(Joke’s on you!)
wtfxcode's tweet image. I put a “Report Bug” button in for when SourceKitService crashes.

(Joke’s on you!)

Season’s greetings, everybody!

wtfxcode's tweet image. Season’s greetings, everybody!

Xcode cannot quit… …crashing …sucking …ruining your life

wtfxcode's tweet image. Xcode cannot quit…
…crashing
…sucking
…ruining your life

What’s new in Xcode 6.4? (Hint: it starts with a “c” and rhymes with “trash”.)


(Also: app changed, rebuilding IBDesignables)


App changed, rebuilding IBDesignables


App changed, rebuilding IBDesignables App changed, rebuilding IBDesignables App changed, rebuilding IBDesignables


Did you want that backtrace? Sorry, I had to crash first.


Feeling overcommitted today.

wtfxcode's tweet image. Feeling overcommitted today.

A stability and bug fix release? Joke’s on you!


Just wait until you realize that your submission actually succeeded.

wtfxcode's tweet image. Just wait until you realize that your submission actually succeeded.

Lemme translate this one for you. “U MAD, BRO?”

wtfxcode's tweet image. Lemme translate this one for you.

“U MAD, BRO?”

New feature coming in 10.10.3: every project-wide search causes me to crash. Man, I love crashing.


I’ll make you a deal: you write your code and I compSEGMENTATION FAULT, SUCKER


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