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Some people are so so bad at texting (like really really bad), but so friendly and lovely when you meet them in person. I don’t understand it.


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Wahala for immigrants tomorrow

Just putting the final touches to my speech tomorrow.

KemiBadenoch's tweet image. Just putting the final touches to my speech tomorrow.


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A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big


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One day you just realise you’re no longer the youngest in the room.


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There is a time you will have 2 or 3 offers to choose from.

We have decided to move forward with another candidate

_Ndunge_'s tweet image. We have decided to move forward with another candidate


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You will celebrate next year's Nigeria🇳🇬 independence abroad.


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Girls, normalize saying "this isn't how I want to be loved for the rest of my life" & move on. You're literally someone's dream girl. Don't settle


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i can’t wait to be married & never have to talk to another man ever again


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I’m next.

Shoprite has left Nigeria.💔



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You are slowly turning X into IG, Stop posting yourselves. We wanna see what's in your brains not your body.


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i love when facetime disconnects and we both decide not to call back


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popping up married after absolutely zero signs of dating >>>>>


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Birthdays gon' tell you everything you need to know about your entire circle. Time & time again. Lmaoo.


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I once left the man I loved because he couldn't drive to get me a packet of painkillers when I had a severe migraine. I had to drive myself. I saw a future of suffering ahead for me and any children. You are better off free to find someone who possesses empathy. And you will.


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I can't lie, I get excited when somebody crash out about me😭😭 like damn you really like me lmaoo


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You see the friends you have who lost their parents at a young age and had to be shuffled from one relative to another? Have you ever really listened to them talk?


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How old were you when you learnt that 9-5 doesn't actually mean 9am- 5pm, it means 9 hours a day, 5 days a week


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I actually can’t believe I was in a committed relationship from 18 till 25 only to be “single” now in my late twenties. 😭😭😭 Eat your youth, it’s not worth it.


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If you had ₦5m in January and threw it inside Mutual Benefits… Today you’d be too rich to be arguing on Twitter. Current value: ₦31.5m. Na who no invest dey shout “Nigeria hard” pass.


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for your own sanity, guide


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