Siddhartha Shukla
@zero_enthalpy
Han hu mai engineer. Extrovert on social media Introvert in social
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Honestly! IPL has given me a much needed break from Shwitter.
Other people thinks they are like panda becoz of laziness and cute. I think my spirit animal is CROCODILE Feel safe near home with food and in prone position 24*7.
अन्य लोग No hair cut this November. No bath for four days. No shave November. इंजीनियर निब्बा No hair cut this Year No bath semester. I don't give a fuck about my beard.
We Indians are very weak in English Entrepreneur = बेरोजगार Fail = जिंदगी ख़त्म Girl = कमजोर
10th Result Day - Omg results aa gaya. 12th Result Day - Fuckkk! ye result kyu aate h ! Engineering Result Day- .......
Me in new shirt and trouser. Girl-friend - U look nice in these clothes, u will definitely get girlfriend🤩. after 5sec my 4 frnds in corridor "Abe bsdk chai vaale ka udar vapas kar de bol rha ta" "Aaj bikario ko khana mil rha h chalega" "Bhai tu smart lag rha h kisse ly kapde"
पिछड़े लोग बहुत पिछड़े लोग Maths Teacher- We are already behind schedule.
How to manage money? Ask to engineers. How to do complicated work in one night? Ask to engineers. How to make new things with insufficient supply? Ask to The engineers eg @magalmission @chandryaan2 Irony is trollers of engineers are Arts and commerce students with no future.
My father said to me watching a TV show- कुछ सीखो ऐसे बच्चों से मां - बाप का नाम रौशन कर रहें हैं , एक तुम हो जो बस पड़े रहते हो। Next day Me- Papa, I want to be a great singer. Papa - पढ़ाई लिखाई होती नहीं है तुमसे, सिंगर क्या बनोगे? #indianparents
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