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17 year history? I've still got my ticket and stuff from the first Dolphins vs Giants game. It's 99% of the reason why I laugh at the concept of Eli Manning being a HOF QB. But that was only 5 years or so. Surely. #HelpImOld
I scanned a lady this week with the name ‘Michelle’. What I can’t get my head round is that she is 70+year old. Michelle’s aren’t supposed to be that old. Maybe Ethel’s and Mary’s. Not Michelle. #traumatised #helpimold
I’m old now, so I actually have to recover from two days of rocking out. I’ll be in my bed hydrating and eating a bacon cheeseburger while watching Halloweentown. #helpimold
So excited I got my mouth guard today and I am actually looking forward to sleeping with it bc TMJ issues suck. #helpimold
I have come to the realization that I am "My back gets sore from just sleeping" years old. It's hard to accept that I am officially old now. I also find myself shopping for hard candy and ginger ale unwillingly if I end up at Target. #helpimold
Se puede shazamear una canción que está en ig todo desde el mismo celular? #helpImold
So are internal wikis just a version of the old intranet? #helpimold
I started talking to this guy and he’s 6 years younger than me and added me on Snapchat and I’m like oh fuck I gotta figure out how to use this shit 🤣 #helpimold
Christmas Saves The Year by @twentyonepilots is almost one. Yeah. Let that sink in. #twentyonepilots #helpimold
Can someone who knows Snapchat explain this to my old ass? What is this quick add shit? I know the second one is someone from my contacts, but who’s the first? I have a contact “B” in my phone does that mean it’s him? #helpimold
Thx 2 @bhtyson my beloved son I am watching "Trust" in Hulu. It's making me uncomfortably aware that I could pass for #DonaldSutherland 's twin sister. Minus the character's corruption bien sur! #HelpImOld!!!
What is the milk crate trend? I haven’t stopped to actually look at the posts. I’m confused. Is it similar to planking? #helpimold
Wooo I'm 27 today, doing a birthday stream sometime around 7:30pm eastern time. Might stream earlier and take an hour and a half intermission for a small birthday dinner break #helpimold #growingpains #lmao
I've gotten really bad at maintaining a social media presence in my old age. I'm gonna try to strengthen my Twitter presence, but don't expect much. My hashtags will definitely need a lot of help. #howdoitweet #helpimold #maybeicantweetpunswhenithinkofthem #thatlastonewastoolong
Don’t waste your 20s thinking they’ll last forever 🤦🏼♀️ #nearly30 #helpimold #canibe25forever
I accidentally got drunk last night and im glad I stopped when I did because thus very dull headache would have been worse #helpimold
How sad, lonely and desperate am I that I had a dream about @ninjasexparty #DannySexbang but it was like a rom com 1st date #willtheywonthey flirty sweet bs. No more sexy time dreams? Is this what getting old feels like? #helpimold
Me every time the youths talk. I always immediately think of a period of 2 weeks... #HelpImOld #Outdated
Can someone who knows Snapchat explain this to my old ass? What is this quick add shit? I know the second one is someone from my contacts, but who’s the first? I have a contact “B” in my phone does that mean it’s him? #helpimold
@ashleighspeight happy birthday ash! Join the old club with me and we can get matching Zimmer frames ♥️👵🏻 love you! #21GoingOn60 #HelpImOld
What fantastic creature is this?! How many points?! Am I even playing #PokemonGO correctly?!?! #helpimold
Love Island and #usabilitytest prep 🙌🏻#MakingSensibleProductDecisionsAndBeingDownWithTheKids #HelpImOld #UX
All these pics of the new m&g's with @ClaireRichards @LSLofficial @llatchfordevans @Ianhwatkins @Faye_Tozer and I'm still reeling from when my then 7 year old sister met them years ago 😂😂😂#theywereMYFAVES #Youwerentevenborn #helpimOld
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