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Building your following is a long-term growth strategy. If you think this many tweets or posts will sell that many books, think again. #NotHowThisWorks Build connections. Build relationships with readers. Be authentic.
A brand sends me an invite - awesome! No so much as the invite says I have to pay $3300 to attend ("we heavily discounted it for members of the media") I feel like on the RSVP there should be a "Are you fucking kidding me!!!" option. #NotHowThisWorks
My email: I need a response from you on these two items. Parent day of deadline: Here’s my answer to the 1st item. My response: And the 2nd? Parent: Oh, I didn’t realize your email was for both items. I’ll get back to you on the 2nd. ... I’m sorry, what?... #NotHowThisWorks
I can’t believe someone believes this. I can’t believe someone voted for someone that believes this. This is absolutely ridiculous! #NotHowThisWorks #ClimateChangeIsReal
Current feels in #researchadministration for #Wednesday afternoon. #nothowthisworks #wednesdaymotivation
How do I remove people from the earth? Someone is arguing with me that reposting art w/o a source “doesn’t hurt the artist because if someone wants to commission them that bad they can just search.” #killme #nothowthisworks
mEmEs : 🙄🙄🙄 @ pro wrestlers using in ring photos with the caption "Monday got me like..." (🙄🙄🙄) Me : Tuesdays... jajajajaja #NotHowThisWorks #NotHowAnyOfThisWorks
When the tube carriage is completely empty but the person who gets on wants you to move your bag SO THEY CAN SIT NEXT TO YOU... #areyoufuckingkiddingme #whatthehelliswrongwithpeople #nothowthisworks #VeryBritishProblems
#thatmomentwhen mummy comes home late wifout an explanation and finks that she can just sit down wifout an explanation #nope #NotHowThisWorks #guineapig #LittleBear #bearpig #explainyourself #unacceptable
This is a new one for me! Someone I already interviewed saying I’m banned from using prior statements #nothowthisworks
In today's episode of people who don't know how to use gloves properly we find a lady wearing only one surgical glove who touches the door handles, debit machine, goes to the washroom and then touches her face with both hands before picking up her order. #NotHowThisWorks
Amazing how the anti-immigration crowd apparently thinks Americans should just be able to up and move to any country they want to. #NotHowThisWorks
I tried so dang hard to sell Dalvin over the summer for a 1st and a young piece. Guys told me he was injury prone and they weren’t interested.. Dalvin gets hurt and same guys send me a second for him. @MyFantasyLeague #nothowthisworks
Let’s hope? Sure. But let’s be honest it’s not going to happen. The machine runs on division now. Outrage pays. Tribalism is the product, and too many are getting rich and powerful off of it. Unity sounds nice. But they’re not selling that. #NotHowThisWorks #PoliticalGrift
The audacity of people driving putting their blinker on as your just passing their bumper in the fast lane and expecting you to slow down. #NotHowThisWorks
So let me get this straight: Trump demanded the Senate confirm 50+ unvetted nominees — in exchange for nothing — and Schumer said no… And somehow that’s extortion? Sounds more like Trump tried to hijack the process and got shut down. #SeparationOfPowers #NotHowThisWorks
Doing Mass without ordination? That’s not empowerment — that’s cosplay. The priest stands in persona Christi — the Bridegroom to His Bride, the Church. This isn’t about gender roles, it’s about divine design. #CatholicTruth #HolyMass #NotHowThisWorks
Whoa, pardner… you just took a long flying leap into nowhere based on no evidence at all. I don’t need to defend “me and mine” against an unfounded allegation with no evidence. You committed about 16 logical fallacies in only 10 words. Impressive! #doBetter #notHowThisWorks
The Fens weren’t drained by one man and they shouldn’t be flagged by one either. #NotHowThisWorks #FensFlag #communitymatters #Fenland @SteveBarclay @paulbristow79
I hope you're not taking credit for this moment sir!!! Again #NotHowThisWorks lol!!!
Set aside the fact that grocery prices aren’t actually “down”… WHY on earth is this the topic of discussion on an international trip with the UAE president? This isn’t a town hall—it’s a foreign policy meeting. 🤦♂️🤦♂️ #DiplomacyMatters #NotHowThisWorks #LeadershipFail
Trump to UAE president: "We have a term 'groceries.' It's an old term but it means basically what you're buying, food, it's a pretty accurate term but it's an old fashioned sound but groceries are down."
lol ok. Everyone should investigate themselves from this day forward. #nothowthisworks
Finding a good plumber can be hard... 🧐🔧 #ThisisFine #EverythingisFine #Nothowthisworks #FunnyFindings #FunnyFindingsFromTheField #Plumber
"Oh, I did not realize we were roleplaying Call of Duty today. If you think many flag-waving armchair warriors can take on the U.S. military, I have some January 6th footage to remind you how that works out." #KeyboardCommandos #CivilWarFantasies #NotHowThisWorks
Borrow one of your children's civics textbooks or your wife's parents' naturalization study guide or even your desk copy of The Constitution. Stop acting like a frat boy initiating. #NotHowThisWorks
Is Sam Parker's campaign slogan 'Deport the Americans'? Because that's what we're hearing... 😬 #NotHowThisWorks I love you @selenagomez 😍
lol. another backwards poster. i’m good. thanks anyway. #NotHowThisWorks
What did God have against Corey Comperatore, then, I wonder? 🤔 #FakeChristians #NotHowThisWorks
Ever notice how forgiveness is often demanded before the truth has even come out? #NewWorld #NotHowThisWorks #RICO #Lightworkers
New to me this semester, two students asking to retake exams because of poor grades. #academia #endofthesemester #nothowthisworks
@Clear The staff at EWR T3 this morning is really not responsive. I asked for a customer service contact number and was told, "There is one." #nothowthisworks
Building your following a long-term growth strategy. If you think this many tweets will sell that many books, think again #NotHowThisWorks
Building your following is a long-term growth strategy. If you think this many tweets or posts will sell that many books, think again. #NotHowThisWorks Build connections. Build relationships with readers. Be authentic.
A brand sends me an invite - awesome! No so much as the invite says I have to pay $3300 to attend ("we heavily discounted it for members of the media") I feel like on the RSVP there should be a "Are you fucking kidding me!!!" option. #NotHowThisWorks
Building your following a long-term growth strategy. If you think this many tweets will sell that many books, think again #NotHowThisWorks
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