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Guitar 1 asked me if he could throw panties into the house tonight. Yes, I said, but only to your fiancée. Or was that at the mat? What are days? #smproblems

Look, most of the time most of the swords were in the right place. That’s all I can promise the world right now. #smproblems

Show stops on Opening wahoooooo! Why do we do shows with projections? #SMproblems

I just spent 5 minutes wondering why the run sheet my PA started is hurting my brain so much. And then I realized--the font size is a 12. WHY. #SMproblems

Drafting the schedule for next week and feeling suspicious - no understudy rehearsals, no talkbacks, no ASL interpreted shows, no holidays, no weird curtain times... surely this can't be accurate? There must be something I'm missing. #SMproblems

Not me doing a live preshow announcement on the God mic because we have a swing on and they ran out of programs so we aren't doing stuffers. #SMproblems

Somehow I don't think 25 minutes is the latest I've started a show, but it's definitely the latest I've started a show this week. Don't forget to set your alarms, kids. #SMproblems

"Lights thur--seh--fi---whatever it is, go." When I say I can't read sometimes, I truly mean it. It was 728 by the way. #SMproblems

Interesting clipboard, eh? How would this work for you? Fits in a pocket, cool... But enough room to write notes? I'm mixed. But it looks cool, and where do I get this size paper? #stagemanager #stagemanagement #smproblems #smlove #smlife

Try being a stage manager… it will literally fuck you up. #smproblems

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"Yes I called that cue earlier than I should have, but seeing as this is a Friday matinee we're doing the whole show earlier than we should have so it's to be expected." #SMproblems

OK Time for first preview...wait...we're done rehearsals? This is opening? Oh neat. #SMproblems

Sometimes you have all 4 swings in for a dress rehearsal and end up reading in for an actor on the God mic while still calling the show. #SMproblems

This cue note brought to you by 10 days away and all previews cancelled due to COVID. #SMproblems

Someday I'll get to call this show. #Covidcancells #SMproblems

SM managers... random Facebook question for you. Have you had issues tagging other businesses, etc., in your FB business posts lately? #isitjustme #SMproblems

"when's dinner?" I gave you....a daily call sheet...on your table...right there... #SMproblems

The schedule for the first day of rehearsal is down from 4 TBDs to 2. Time to send it out, I guess. #SMProblems

Ugh my kingdom (such that it is) for a second rehearsal room. #SMproblems

Coffee cart. What? #SMproblems

My struggle during this tech/preview process. #SMproblems

This cue note brought to you by 10 days away and all previews cancelled due to COVID. #SMproblems

Perils of #F19Barbiere rehearsals...ever moving harpsichords around #smproblems #yayforwheels

What, marley tape gives you cancer now? #stillbetterthancleartape #SMproblems

“I don’t need my charger, my laptop has plenty of battery for a 4-hour rehearsal.” - #SMproblems

When you have to go consumable propping for a show, and everyone stares at your trolley like you’re a panic buyer.... 😫 #stagemanagement #smproblems

Me, continuing to pack to join a tour on Monday... #SMProblems

Our PA/ prop supervisor Olivia is making the spaghetti for Elf. This is how we make spaghetti, and yes it’s ridiculous. #SMproblems #nospace

Going through photos of the season, I notice how many are for the purpose of communicating what broke. These are all from American in Paris. The table in particular was a spectacular onstage spontaneous disassembly that was hilarious, and somehow didn’t break glass. #SMproblems

You know I’m planning on being home a while when I buy a plant. #SMproblems

This half-finished note was supposed to say “[Cast] Leave show guitars here tonight.” In its interrupted form it makes it sound like things are going much worse. #SMproblems

Actual footage of me at the top of the show this afternoon when the hazer started spewing fluid directly onto my head. #SMproblems

Today’s “note interrupted” moment. I assume I’ll learn what this meant when tomorrow there’s a complete trainwreck that begins with H. #SMproblems

Do they make these in black? As the last healthy member of the stage management team, I accept my role of great responsibility. #SMproblems

Running on 4 hours sleep today. Spent an embarrassingly long time just trying to remember *how* to answer the question “Justify? Y/N” on a 90s electric word processor prop. #retro #oldtech #smproblems #doh

Update: “showsgetti” done. Also for context, it’s 28 degrees out. #SMproblems

I don’t bloomin’ believe it. We searched the country for this stuff when we needed it for our last show and here it is, bold as brass, in the shop less than a minute away from the rehearsal room. #WhatFatimaDid #SMproblems

I know when I wrote “AF” here years ago it was obviously supposed to mean AutoFly, but I think the more modern version of AF also applies. #SMproblems #newAF

Just made what I hope will be my last trip to the grocery store for a while. I tried not to hoard anything. The one thing I had to buy two of was coffee, cause I’m almost out, and that would have been an emergency. ☕️🚨#SMproblems