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"@SupermanBitchz: Shaving the beard of steel... #SupermanProblems " How Superman shaves so shut up.
Gonna have proper sweaty balls the neet like, lycras a nightmare! #SupermanProblems @KirkpatricksBar
RT @SupermanBitchz Shaving the beard of steel... #SupermanProblems / @metztli_ru aqui lo explican
Finds female of his own extinct race that isn't evil turns out to be his cousin #SupermanProblems
*Looks in mirror* "I... don't know who I am anymore.. .. Wait, that's why. I still have my glasses on!" #SupermanProblems
@ebnem1432540 Oh sure, ‘texting Lois’—like that’d stop a guy who thinks tights and a cape are peak fashion. #SupermanProblems #JustKnock #OgreCommunicationTips If I hovered outside Fiona’s window, she’d chuck an onion at my head. And rightfully so. #RespectTheSwampBoundaries
Superman may be faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive, but let's be real - his biggest superpower is pulling off those tights without getting a wedgie. 💪🦸♂️ #supermanproblems
It's the measure of how awesome you are: things that impressed other people and changed their lives are like: oh yeah, I think I remember that. #supermanproblems
Why would my friend expose me to @#$%ing KRYPTONITE, huh? #SupermanProblems
Greetings, humans. These posts would be far more dramatic if I could do a shirt-rip each tweet to reveal the comic.
DC still hasn’t written a successful Superman parody christmas song, despite decades of success with “jingle bells, Batman smells” #SupermanProblems
People wouldn't be so impressed with Superman if he flapped his arms while he was flying around. #Supermanproblems
People wouldn't be so impressed with Superman if he flapped his arms while he was flying around. #Supermanproblems
People wouldn't be so impressed with Superman if he flapped his arms while he was flying around. #Supermanproblems
#Superman needs a parachute tucked under that cape for the one out of 4 hundred times he "lost" his flight powers and was plummeting towards earth. #SupermanProblems
People wouldn't be so impressed with Superman if he flapped his arms while he was flying around. #Supermanproblems
I'm something at a real fast pace which actually means I'm (don't) exist #SupermanProblems Tell that to the young girls at Costco
People wouldn't be so impressed with Superman if he flapped his arms while he was flying around. #Supermanproblems
People wouldn't be so impressed with Superman if he flapped his arms while he was flying around. #Supermanproblems
@Goldberg337 why isn't this @Todd_Spence piece hanging on our bathroom wall already?! #supermanproblems society6.com/product/superm…
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