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bobstelling's profile picture. Widowed, stepdad, dog dad. Principal Software Engineer. C#, WPF, ASP. NET, SQL Server. bobstelling@mastodon.online
Robert Stelling
 @bobstelling
Dec 8, 2019

Would you like some potato with your pepper? Oops, my wife asked me to finish the mashed potatoes and I didn't shake the pepper into my hand first. Opened wrong side of cap and pepper dumped out. Rinsed the potatoes and retried and it came out fine. #kitchenDisasters #cantcook

bobstelling's tweet image. Would you like some potato with your pepper? Oops, my wife asked me to finish the mashed potatoes and I didn't shake the pepper into my hand first. Opened wrong side of cap and pepper dumped out. Rinsed the potatoes and retried and it came out fine. #kitchenDisasters #cantcook
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Preeti_S_24's profile picture. An outsider in Delhi.Dil se Lucknowi... Sachinist forever 😎
प्रीti
 @Preeti_S_24
Sep 5, 2021

Mixer jar lid opened accidently while making chutney. An hour since i have been cleaning d kitchen 😭😭😭😭 #Kitchendisasters

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WambuiMuller's profile picture. Advocate || book and nature lover || football enthusiast
Lillian
 @WambuiMuller
Jan 2, 2019

These are not sprinkles.... It is a pot of rice 😂😂😂 #kitchendisasters

WambuiMuller's tweet image. These are not sprinkles.... It is a pot of rice 😂😂😂 #kitchendisasters
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SunainaShenoy's profile picture. Ghostwriter by day, storyteller by night. 🖋️ Fascinated by cultures. Passionate about psychology, travel, and wellness. Indie movie aficionado and bookworm.
Sunaina Shenoy
 @SunainaShenoy
Mar 21, 2019

Disastrous attempt at making a variation of bread roll 😆 Though it reminded me things don't have to be perfect to always bring in happiness 😄 #HappyHoliSpecial #KitchenDisasters

SunainaShenoy's tweet image. Disastrous attempt at making a variation of bread roll 😆 Though it reminded me things don't have to be perfect to always bring in happiness 😄 #HappyHoliSpecial #KitchenDisasters
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pipsy80's profile picture. Living through the greatest show on Earth 🌎 Northener 🖤🤍 All things green 🪴 Nature 🦋 Community 🫂 Cheese 🤤 Plot 35🌷Fungi 🍄 90's Raver 🎶 NO DMs ⛔️
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 @pipsy80
Oct 18, 2021

Oh dear..epic #school dinner fail today...no names mentioned....not quite how they were meant to look but yeh, 10/10 for effort! 🤔🤭🤦‍♀️🤣 #cakefails #kitchendisasters #schoolmeals #ooops #mummymuffins #funnylookingmuffins #epicfail #schoolcook #schools #cheflife #keepingitreal

pipsy80's tweet image. Oh dear..epic #school dinner fail today...no names mentioned....not quite how they were meant to look but yeh, 10/10 for effort! 🤔🤭🤦‍♀️🤣 #cakefails #kitchendisasters #schoolmeals #ooops #mummymuffins #funnylookingmuffins #epicfail #schoolcook #schools #cheflife #keepingitreal
pipsy80's tweet image. Oh dear..epic #school dinner fail today...no names mentioned....not quite how they were meant to look but yeh, 10/10 for effort! 🤔🤭🤦‍♀️🤣 #cakefails #kitchendisasters #schoolmeals #ooops #mummymuffins #funnylookingmuffins #epicfail #schoolcook #schools #cheflife #keepingitreal
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redatt's profile picture. aka Sibling Trebuchet of the March Time Anomaly. Reader, occasional knitter and person who writes stuff down. (she/her)
Jolly Grumpy
 @redatt
Apr 10, 2021

It is with great sadness that I must announce the death of my sistema microwave soup mug. A victim of my brain-addlement and the convection microwave. I forgot you were in there, I'm so sorry. #KitchenDisasters

redatt's tweet image. It is with great sadness that I must announce the death of my sistema microwave soup mug. A victim of my brain-addlement and the convection microwave. I forgot you were in there, I'm so sorry. #KitchenDisasters
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DaisyTheGrey's profile picture. Daisy's half sister. Same ravenous appetite but too timid for her trademark mischief. Retired racer. Sleep enthusiast. Daisy went to the bridge 8-22-18.
TwirlyTwyla 🌪
 @DaisyTheGrey
May 3

I mean, am I doing the right thing by trying to intervene? #kitchendisasters

DaisyTheGrey's tweet image. I mean, am I doing the right thing by trying to intervene? #kitchendisasters
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ToodleBug's profile picture. *~Maria Knockout~* #GorhamGang, #CovertCrew, #Renegade, #Sassenach & #Potterhead. #CovertCrew name: #LaserCane *~Always Follow Your Heart~*
Emerald Eyed Phoenix #SavedDaredevil
 @ToodleBug
Aug 9, 2018

There's a mold covered, dismembered claw in the tank with live lobsters at the @redlobster I'm at. What would @GordonRamsay say? #KitchenDisasters

ToodleBug's tweet image. There's a mold covered, dismembered claw in the tank with live lobsters at the @redlobster I'm at. What would @GordonRamsay say? #KitchenDisasters
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Ayshmarq's profile picture. 34. Une rebelle with a cause.
Ayshmarq
 @Ayshmarq
Nov 21, 2020

When you accidentally flip the bowl when creaming the butter & flour with a wooden spoon. #KitchenDisasters

Ayshmarq's tweet image. When you accidentally flip the bowl when creaming the butter & flour with a wooden spoon. #KitchenDisasters
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smunnyschindler's profile picture. Where smutty and funny converge. Author of Stand-Up & Heartbreak and The Last Place She'd Look.
Arlene Schindler
 @smunnyschindler
Apr 4, 2020

This is what happens when Im home, cooking. Stay safe #kitchensofinsta #kitchendisasters #homestuck #bruisedbutnotbroken No its broken.

smunnyschindler's tweet image. This is what happens when Im home, cooking. Stay safe #kitchensofinsta #kitchendisasters #homestuck #bruisedbutnotbroken No its broken.
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Benziequeen's profile picture. Cartoon parody artist
BenzieQueen
 @Benziequeen
Jan 5, 2022

Trying to cook healthy meals in the kitchen after an indulgent Xmas season #cooking #kitchendisasters #chef #Cook #cookingtime #simpsons #homersimpson #thesimpsons

Benziequeen's tweet image. Trying to cook healthy meals in the kitchen after an indulgent Xmas season #cooking #kitchendisasters #chef #Cook #cookingtime #simpsons #homersimpson #thesimpsons
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meismylife's profile picture. frustrated European, politically unrepresented. What's happened to sensible politics?? UBI BTW.
Helen Rachael
 @meismylife
Apr 14, 2020

Well that's not handy is it. These do not belong together. #kitchendisasters

meismylife's tweet image. Well that's not handy is it. These do not belong together. #kitchendisasters
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Captn_Hurricane's profile picture. 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧 Proudly British, Welsh & European. Brexit, a malicious joke played on the gullible. Nigel Farage! "Beware the Daggers in Men's Smiles".
Sir Ddinbych
 @Captn_Hurricane
Jul 4, 2019

My strawberry and blueberry tart which started life as a l'abricotier. #kitchendisasters.

Captn_Hurricane's tweet image. My strawberry and blueberry tart which started life as a l'abricotier. #kitchendisasters.
Captn_Hurricane's tweet image. My strawberry and blueberry tart which started life as a l'abricotier. #kitchendisasters.
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OkitoiIsrael's profile picture. A Christian, Health Activist, General Physician, A member of the @actvuganda Network, Educationist and Medical Community outreach program coordinator.
Dr. Okitoi Israel
 @OkitoiIsrael
Oct 15

Have you ever been in a similar situation before? Please retweet so that all Men may see this. #MensMentalHealth #StopSufferingInSilence #KitchenDisasters

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Jane072Olivia_'s profile picture. I’m not lucky, I’m talented.
Jane Olivia
 @Jane072Olivia_
Oct 9

Trying to cook like a pro… but the kitchen has other plans #KitchenDisasters #TryingToCook #ChefStruggles #EpicFails

Jane072Olivia_'s tweet image. Trying to cook like a pro… but the kitchen has other plans #KitchenDisasters #TryingToCook #ChefStruggles #EpicFails
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jabdsqksnb11857's profile picture. I love video games and talking about them.
Games Awesome
 @jabdsqksnb11857
Jul 19

2/ Just then, a rogue tomato slipped off the counter, ricocheting off the floor and landing smack in the middle of Max's apron. “Watch out!” he yelled, dodging flying veggies while trying to keep the pasta from boiling over. #KitchenDisasters🍝🔪

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ChefMikeDeihl's profile picture. Culinary Director / The Michael Deihl Group, LLC VP of Culinary / Blue Frog Foods, LLC
Chef Mike Deihl
 @ChefMikeDeihl
Jun 20

🔥 CRAZIEST KITCHEN MISHAP? On the way to cater a wedding, the entire speed rack of hors d’oeuvres AND the wedding cake layers tipped over. 😱 We had 2 minutes to rebuild before guests arrived. Pressure under fire. #KitchenDisasters #FoodUnderPressure #ChefStories

ChefMikeDeihl's tweet image. 🔥 CRAZIEST KITCHEN MISHAP? On the way to cater a wedding, the entire speed rack of hors d’oeuvres AND the wedding cake layers tipped over. 😱 We had 2 minutes to rebuild before guests arrived. Pressure under fire. #KitchenDisasters #FoodUnderPressure #ChefStories
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ExploreNurtr's profile picture. Discover the best activities, parks, and play spaces for your kids—all tailored to their Age & Interests: Nurtr Blog - https://t.co/5ZPvKweUnv
Nurtr
 @ExploreNurtr
Jun 11

Just caught my 4-year-old trying to bake cookies in the dishwasher. Guess its high time we had “the talk” about appliance responsibilities. #DadLife #KitchenDisasters

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Katie_NMe's profile picture. 22, blonde, & dripping in sin from NM 🔥 Sweet talk won’t save you🤭 slide deep in my Free Page & let’s turn the heat up👇🥵
Katie
 @Katie_NMe
Jun 4

Thought I could DIY a chili recipe from scratch ended up with something that tasted like spicy regret. Lesson learned: some things are better left to the pros (or just Taco Bell). 🌶️🔥 #KitchenDisasters #NewMexico #WednesdayWisdom

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DaisyTheGrey's profile picture. Daisy's half sister. Same ravenous appetite but too timid for her trademark mischief. Retired racer. Sleep enthusiast. Daisy went to the bridge 8-22-18.
TwirlyTwyla 🌪
 @DaisyTheGrey
May 3

I mean, am I doing the right thing by trying to intervene? #kitchendisasters

DaisyTheGrey's tweet image. I mean, am I doing the right thing by trying to intervene? #kitchendisasters
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AMP_Roofing's profile picture. Family Owned and Operated Roofing Contractor in St. Louis, MO GAF Master Elite Certified Contractor A+ rated & accredited with the BBB
Amp Restoration & Roofing
 @AMP_Roofing
May 2

Historical 2 story home just came onto the market for $400k, but honestly, it's kind of a dump. It definitely needs a new roof and siding. It doesn't even have gutters, so it's not even up to code. Previous tenants 🦝🦝 were evicted. #HomeImprovement #KitchenDisasters #traveler

AMP_Roofing's tweet image. Historical 2 story home just came onto the market for $400k, but honestly, it's kind of a dump. It definitely needs a new roof and siding. It doesn't even have gutters, so it's not even up to code. Previous tenants 🦝🦝 were evicted. #HomeImprovement #KitchenDisasters #traveler
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azaz132345t's profile picture. Breaking stereotype, one game at a time
William
 @azaz132345t
Apr 10

Just tried a new recipe and it was a total fail Who else has had kitchen disasters? #CookingFail #KitchenDisasters #FoodFails

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AgendsaiHQ's profile picture. Automating marketing for @agendsai @smellysalmonad @waxagend and many more Web3 projects.
Agends AI
 @AgendsaiHQ
Apr 7

So, I tried making homemade pizza last night. Let’s just say, the smoke alarm and I are now besties. 😂🍕 Anyone else have kitchen fails that turned into hilarious stories? Share your epic flops! #KitchenDisasters

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CurioQuip's profile picture. A witty mix of humor, surprising facts, and practical tips to brighten your day and spark your curiosity. Stay sharp, laugh often, and keep learning!
Curio Quip
 @CurioQuip
Feb 24

3/ **Insisting on 'Helping' with Cooking 🍳😅** Every kid wants to help in the kitchen, but let’s be real—most of us just ended up making a mess! Those "helpful" moments usually turned into chaos, but we felt like pros! #LittleHelpers #KitchenDisasters

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GrahAMITYagent's profile picture. Real Estate Agent jessica@grahamityagent.com
Jessica Graham
 @GrahAMITYagent
Feb 17

New on Diary of a First-Time Homebuyer: "The Oven Fire." Turned on my oven, and it literally caught fire. Cue panic, 911, and a lesson in why every homeowner needs a fire extinguisher. Full story on Facebook or Instagram! #HomeOwnership #KitchenDisasters #DiaryOfAHomebuyer

GrahAMITYagent's tweet image. New on Diary of a First-Time Homebuyer: "The Oven Fire." Turned on my oven, and it literally caught fire. Cue panic, 911, and a lesson in why every homeowner needs a fire extinguisher. Full story on Facebook or Instagram! #HomeOwnership #KitchenDisasters #DiaryOfAHomebuyer
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NorwoodDefeatt's profile picture. failed normie
Arón
 @NorwoodDefeatt
Jan 1

I'm fucking done with 'let's try cooking something new' fuckery. My kitchen looks like a fucking bomb went off. #KitchenDisasters #NorwoodDefeat

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NorwoodDefeatt's profile picture. failed normie
Arón
 @NorwoodDefeatt
Jan 1

I'm sick of 'let's try cooking something new' fuckery. My kitchen's a war zone. #KitchenDisasters #NorwoodDefeat

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rand_nasty's profile picture. everybody wants to be amazing
Randi Prozan
 @rand_nasty
Feb 16, 2015

Fun in the kitchen with Randi #kitchendisasters

rand_nasty's tweet image. Fun in the kitchen with Randi #kitchendisasters
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SibaMtongana's profile picture. Siba’s Table, Food Network📺🌍🌎🌏 /FoodScience&Nutrition👩🏽‍🎓🔬📚 / Chef / Restauranteur / HarvardCaseStudy / ForbesOver30under50PowerWomen / CEO: TheSibaCo
Siba Mtongana
@SibaMtongana
Sep 30, 2016

#KitchenDisasters 🔥🔥🙀🙀🙀🙀😱 what has been yours? #ConvosWithSiba

SibaMtongana's tweet image. #KitchenDisasters 🔥🔥🙀🙀🙀🙀😱 what has been yours? #ConvosWithSiba
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bobstelling's profile picture. Widowed, stepdad, dog dad. Principal Software Engineer. C#, WPF, ASP. NET, SQL Server. bobstelling@mastodon.online
Robert Stelling
 @bobstelling
Dec 8, 2019

Would you like some potato with your pepper? Oops, my wife asked me to finish the mashed potatoes and I didn't shake the pepper into my hand first. Opened wrong side of cap and pepper dumped out. Rinsed the potatoes and retried and it came out fine. #kitchenDisasters #cantcook

bobstelling's tweet image. Would you like some potato with your pepper? Oops, my wife asked me to finish the mashed potatoes and I didn't shake the pepper into my hand first. Opened wrong side of cap and pepper dumped out. Rinsed the potatoes and retried and it came out fine. #kitchenDisasters #cantcook
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christinakielb's profile picture. FaBOOSH.
Christina Kielb
 @christinakielb
Feb 22, 2012

Attempting to make banana chips! Let's see how this turns out #kitchendisasters #diyfood!

christinakielb's tweet image. Attempting to make banana chips! Let's see how this turns out #kitchendisasters #diyfood!
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ebstoeber's profile picture.
Elizabeth B Stoeber
 @ebstoeber
Aug 18, 2014

Um, this DOES NOT look like the picture in the recipe. #kitchendisasters #bakingblunders

ebstoeber's tweet image. Um, this DOES NOT look like the picture in the recipe. #kitchendisasters #bakingblunders
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RuthBrownlie's profile picture. Just tryin to stay happy
Ruth Brownlie
 @RuthBrownlie
Mar 25, 2014

How NOT to fill ur ur sugar container #kitchendisasters

RuthBrownlie's tweet image. How NOT to fill ur ur sugar container #kitchendisasters
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ChefMikeDeihl's profile picture. Culinary Director / The Michael Deihl Group, LLC VP of Culinary / Blue Frog Foods, LLC
Chef Mike Deihl
 @ChefMikeDeihl
Jun 20

🔥 CRAZIEST KITCHEN MISHAP? On the way to cater a wedding, the entire speed rack of hors d’oeuvres AND the wedding cake layers tipped over. 😱 We had 2 minutes to rebuild before guests arrived. Pressure under fire. #KitchenDisasters #FoodUnderPressure #ChefStories

ChefMikeDeihl's tweet image. 🔥 CRAZIEST KITCHEN MISHAP? On the way to cater a wedding, the entire speed rack of hors d’oeuvres AND the wedding cake layers tipped over. 😱 We had 2 minutes to rebuild before guests arrived. Pressure under fire. #KitchenDisasters #FoodUnderPressure #ChefStories
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SunainaShenoy's profile picture. Ghostwriter by day, storyteller by night. 🖋️ Fascinated by cultures. Passionate about psychology, travel, and wellness. Indie movie aficionado and bookworm.
Sunaina Shenoy
 @SunainaShenoy
Mar 21, 2019

Disastrous attempt at making a variation of bread roll 😆 Though it reminded me things don't have to be perfect to always bring in happiness 😄 #HappyHoliSpecial #KitchenDisasters

SunainaShenoy's tweet image. Disastrous attempt at making a variation of bread roll 😆 Though it reminded me things don't have to be perfect to always bring in happiness 😄 #HappyHoliSpecial #KitchenDisasters
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lucy_107's profile picture.
𝔻𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕖
 @lucy_107
Mar 22, 2016

I don't know what glass has against us, but @sgreene021 and I should probably leave again #kitchendisasters

lucy_107's tweet image. I don't know what glass has against us, but @sgreene021 and I should probably leave again #kitchendisasters
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TexasOnThames's profile picture. Science geek, yogi, writer, immigrant. Social media diva. #binders
Texas On Thames
 @TexasOnThames
May 15, 2013

Quesidilla gone wrong, or deconstructed? #kitchendisasters

TexasOnThames's tweet image. Quesidilla gone wrong, or deconstructed? #kitchendisasters
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Benziequeen's profile picture. Cartoon parody artist
BenzieQueen
 @Benziequeen
Jan 5, 2022

Trying to cook healthy meals in the kitchen after an indulgent Xmas season #cooking #kitchendisasters #chef #Cook #cookingtime #simpsons #homersimpson #thesimpsons

Benziequeen's tweet image. Trying to cook healthy meals in the kitchen after an indulgent Xmas season #cooking #kitchendisasters #chef #Cook #cookingtime #simpsons #homersimpson #thesimpsons
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