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When your "team" can't even decide on such a simple thing it 1. is not a team AT ALL 2. is a headless bunch of chickens GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND DEFINE CODING STYLE GUIDELINES! #shittyprogrammertips
Is your team split on camelCase vs snake_case? Having trouble deciding on whether to capitalise acronyms? Split the difference with sPonGEbOb cASe
WHY NOT TRUE? INVERTED LOGIC READS LIKE GARBAGE! you surely could just fucking RETURN empty() but that would have been too easy to read either #shittyprogrammertips
Sure your API can respond to a SET AND VALID date of birth with an generic "500 Server error", but then you probably shouldn't make an API at all #shittyprogrammertips
Sure, you can teach people the coding "best practices" from 1983 as if the languages, systems and people made no progress, but then you should not wonder why they produce unmaintainable garbage and companies can't use graduated people anymore 🔥 🗑️ #shittyprogrammertips
it's just a WARNING. WARNINGS can be ignored, they are just WARNINGS! phpWarning.jpg #shittyprogrammertips #PHP
@kurorori einfach keine fehler machen #yolodrivendevelopment #shittyprogrammertips
the only thing that's bigger than your laziness is your FUCKING STUPIDITY! #shittyprogrammertips
NPM and Left-Pad: Have We Forgotten How to Program?... haneycodes.net/npm-left-pad-h…
so @magento thinks 8-16 characters are enough for a #password? GO BACK TO THE 90s YOU IDIOTS! #shittyprogrammertips
using #ubuntu 10.04 as #dev server, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? hint: Unknown collation: 'utf8mb4_unicode_ci' #shittyprogrammertips
2866241 "notices" in error.log *deactivates notices* 74994 "errors" in error.log *deactivates #PHP strict mode* #shittyprogrammertips
#ShittyProgrammerTips Always checkin your bower and npm dependencies because f**k internet.
When asked about your project's burn rate, reply with "one cubicle per week." #shittyprogrammertips
Independently version formats for electronic ex., printing, and barcodes, but make them all depend on the same data. #shittyprogrammertips
LEARN C, INSTEAD OF JUST STRINGING RANDOM CHARACTERS TOGETHER UNTIL IT COMPILES! #linus #shittyprogrammertips
Ensure your tests are harder to read than your code, or others might use them to change it #shittyprogrammertips #TDD youtube.com/watch?v=Au9T4J…
LEARN C, INSTEAD OF JUST STRINGING RANDOM CHARACTERS TOGETHER UNTIL IT COMPILES! #linus #shittyprogrammertips
it's just a WARNING. WARNINGS can be ignored, they are just WARNINGS! phpWarning.jpg #shittyprogrammertips #PHP
so @magento thinks 8-16 characters are enough for a #password? GO BACK TO THE 90s YOU IDIOTS! #shittyprogrammertips
WHY NOT TRUE? INVERTED LOGIC READS LIKE GARBAGE! you surely could just fucking RETURN empty() but that would have been too easy to read either #shittyprogrammertips
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