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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming
// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #misc
Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming
Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming
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Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming
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Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #pun
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I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #pun
Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming
Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming
Functions intertwine, Silent whispers in the code, Promises fulfilled. #Haiku #Callbacks #CodePoetry #DevHaiku #CodingLife #TechHaiku #CodeArt #DeveloperWisdom #CodingPoetry #ProgrammersLife #HaikuOfCode
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double." #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming
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Endless cycles spin, Logic flows in tight confines, Code dances within. #Haiku #Loops #CodePoetry #DevHaiku #CodingLife #TechHaiku #CodeArt #DeveloperWisdom #CodingPoetry #ProgrammersLife #HaikuOfCode
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