Seven dwarfs sitting in a bath All feeling happy, happy got out and they all felt grumpy Ha!
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Why are turds tapered at one End? So your ass doesn't close with a bang ha!
What's your favourite Elvis era Fifties Elvis Sixties Elvis Seventies Elvis I love it all
I'm as honest as the day is long, the longer the daylight the less I do wrong. Ha! (Just kidding)
That reminds me I recently dined in a Chinese restaurant I called the waiter over and said "this chicken is rubbery" He replied "thank you vely much"
My gran has always been a fashion conscious lady but Recently she's had a colostomy fitted. So now when she goes shopping it's a nightmare trying to find shoes to match her bag ha! ( Just kidding?
My gran called me today She said she's been told she's now incontinent, I asked "where are you ringing from?" She replied "from the waist down" ha!
I once did a standup gig at a Retirement home, seemed to go well. Put it this way, they all pissed themselves haha!
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