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Artist & Sh*poster of Little Renown | Army Vet | CQ Analyst | Collect CC0: gremplin | xcopy | grey | osf ||CROAK CABAL MEMBER🐸||

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A reminder that I’m still looking for work. If you know of openings for a PM, product, or operations role, I might be your guy. I’ve led global product and infrastructure deployments and managed international teams of 50+. Resume is available. Referrals appreciated. ✌️


A big GM to all the "Patriot | Dad | Proud Christian American" accounts posting on US politics that aren't from Russia, China, India, Nigeria, Iran, Dubai, Italy


In this cycle of epic grift, sometimes all you can do is go with the flow. / sound on for the 🎵 /


Genesis is killing it with this new G90 wagon design. 🔥 We need more wagons in the US market.

1MrPapi's tweet image. Genesis is killing it with this new G90 wagon design. 🔥

We need more wagons in the US market.

This is the best god dāmn thread covering all the ways this cycle was proper f*cked by grifters, scammers, and liars. If you still believe Trump or CZ are pro crypto or you are still "trenching" after 3 years of getting PUMP.rugged with no profits- you are part of the problem.

Was 2025 the worst year in the history of crypto? In my opinion, yes. Here one brutal long tweet, lets make it clear what 2025 really was for crypto. 👇 Because this was the year the entire structure revealed itself. It was the year the political class, the influencer class…

MastrXYZ's tweet image. Was 2025 the worst year in the history of crypto?
In my opinion, yes.

Here one brutal long tweet, lets make it clear what 2025 really was for crypto. 👇

Because this was the year the entire structure revealed itself.

It was the year the political class, the influencer class…


Why are millennials afraid of color? I was driving today and every car I saw fell between a white and gray, with a little navy thrown in. Same with the home. I fought my wife to paint one room a warm purple & she wouldn't let me go yellow. She painted the rest white and gray.

1MrPapi's tweet image. Why are millennials afraid of color?

I was driving today and every car I saw fell between a white and gray, with a little navy thrown in.

Same with the home.

I fought my wife to paint one room a warm purple & she wouldn't let me go yellow. She painted the rest white and gray.

My friend sent me pictures from the Aomori museum in Japan. Some of these pieces are wild... adding to my bucket list.

1MrPapi's tweet image. My friend sent me pictures from the Aomori museum in Japan.

Some of these pieces are wild... adding to my bucket list.

Perspective: Crypto fell less in 24h than the NASDAQ fell in under 2 hours.

Nasdaq nearly -4% in 1h40mins

MacroCRG's tweet image. Nasdaq nearly -4% in 1h40mins


GM gang. Ready for another day in this sh*tshow?

1MrPapi's tweet image. GM gang. 

Ready for another day in this sh*tshow?

And once again Ultra Rapid Fire (URF) is returned! 🥳 My absolute favorite game mode of any game ever. In a year thats been exceptionally sh*tty for me, I will be grateful for the distraction. If you play League and want to duo URF, hit me up!

1MrPapi's tweet image. And once again Ultra Rapid Fire (URF) is returned! 🥳

My absolute favorite game mode of any game ever.

In a year thats been exceptionally sh*tty for me, I will be grateful for the distraction.

If you play League and want to duo URF, hit me up!

xpapi reposted

ethereum has 0 downtime in 10 years. worst downtimes (comparison) in a singular session by large companies: 24 hours - solana 22 hours - facebook 17 hours - amazon web services 11 hours - twitter (now X) 6 hours - whatsapp 5 hours - skype 4 hours - google 1 hour(s) -…

ethmaxi's tweet image. ethereum has 0 downtime in 10 years.

worst downtimes (comparison) in a singular session by large companies: 

24 hours - solana
22 hours - facebook
17 hours - amazon web services 
11 hours - twitter (now X)
6 hours - whatsapp
5 hours - skype 
4 hours - google
1 hour(s) -…

The only good news today.

🚨BREAKING: Nvidia BEATS on Earnings. +5% After Hours.

SpencerHakimian's tweet image. 🚨BREAKING: Nvidia BEATS on Earnings. 

+5% After Hours.


Gonna get rekt more because Trump doesn't want labor data released. He doesn't want it released because it looks like sh*t from tariffs & layoffs. In the absence of data the Fed basically has to lean hawkish. Another brilliant move by the stable genius. Happy Holidays! 🍻

🚨 BIG MARKET REACTION TODAY: DECEMBER FED RATE CUT ODDS JUST PLUNGED ON KALSHI. BLS officially cancels the October Jobs Report — couldn't retroactively collect household survey data (unemployment rate, etc.). Nonfarm payrolls get folded into an extra-delayed November report…

DeItaone's tweet image. 🚨  BIG MARKET REACTION TODAY: DECEMBER FED RATE CUT ODDS JUST PLUNGED ON KALSHI.

BLS officially cancels the October Jobs Report — couldn't retroactively collect household survey data (unemployment rate, etc.). Nonfarm payrolls get folded into an extra-delayed November report…


Gm gang. Strap in because its going to be a helluva next few days: NVIDIA earnings and FOMC meeting minutes today. Labor data tomorrow. CPI data releasing late. Epstein files potentially releasing. Last day to order a Popeye's Thanksgiving turkey if you want to be a heathen.


If you live around DC - I discovered the absolute best license plate:

1MrPapi's tweet image. If you live around DC - I discovered the absolute best license plate:

The edge of the matrix where the machines get lazy with the rules.

1MrPapi's tweet image. The edge of the matrix where the machines get lazy with the rules.

Cloudflare is up but my crypto bags are still down.

X is up but Twitter is still down



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