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He’s mad that @DOGE is dismantling the radical-left shadow government in full view of the public. This is our ONE CHANCE to return POWER to the PEOPLE from an unelected BUREAUcracy back to DEMOcracy!! Only with the support of YOU can this succeed. Thank you, unknown soldiers.
🚨Chuck Schumer on DOGE: "The American people will not stand for an un-elected secret group to run rampant through the executive branch. Being innovative is good, but Mr. Musk, this isn't a tech startup. These are public institutions."
Probably spend the day racistly ranting about white people
BREAKING: Democrat Rep. Jasmine Crockett and Ilhan Omar plan to “boycott” attending President Trump’s inauguration.
Amazing. Legacy media lies.
🚨 BREAKING: The DOJ is concerned that the appointment of Matt Gaetz as Attorney General could trigger a mass departure of long-serving civil servants.
Damn!
Savage burn. 🔥🔥🔥 She has officially won the internet today.
Yup
Don Lemon likes men. So there’s that.
If Trump won for no other reason, this is worth it. Vanglorious asshat celebs getting owned.
Just in: Democrats shocked to learn women buy milk and eggs more often than they get abortions.
This is insane!
No matter your politics, these new numbers are shocking. Of the 7 million migrants that ICE released while their cases are being processed, 663,000 have criminal histories, 13,000 were convicted of homicide, 16,000 of sexual assault, and 1,845 face homicide charges. 😬
Surely Cheney, the IRS, Putin and Iran endorsing Kamala can’t all be wrong! 😑
BREAKING: The IRS Union just announced they are endorsing Kamala Harris. Let’s go!
Tell me you’re on the Jeffrey Epstein client list, without telling me you’re on the Jeffrey Epstein client list….
Jimmy Kimmel claims Aaron Rodgers is a “tin foil hatter” for wanting to know the names on the Jeffrey Epstein client list.
So you're saying she/he/they/it won't get to shape the content I get to consume. Oh the humanity.
This is the kind of person who has been behind the scenes at Twitter shadow-banning all of us, good riddance 🤡
They all are
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