Evelyn Mosha
@1dimpl3
Your happiness depends entirely on the quality of your thoughts...
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Man: "I bet my friend that I wouldn't fall in love with you"... Woman: *giggles* "You lost"... Man: "No, he and I both won"...
Seems like I now have to schedule days to be sad..“@UnusualFactPage: Research concludes that “highly cheerful” people tend to die younger.”
Michael Schumacher's Private Island
Fight for what you want...even when it makes no sense to anyone else...
I didn't scream out someone else's name during sex.. I was just thinking of baby names in case you get pregnant.
You can always tell if a guy masturbates a lot by looking at his hands. If you look closely, you'll see a wedding ring.
Small victories are everything to me!
It feels like the Oscar trial was written by the Game of Thrones writers.
“@mysteriousfact: People who sleep less tend to crave junk food - People who oversleep tend to crave more sleep.” @ThembaNkosi
“@mysteriousfact: Only 2% of people on Earth have green eyes.” Looks like my dreams are dwindling...
Alice: How long is forever?... White Rabbit: Sometimes, just one second...
“@TheDrunkStory: What rhymes with Saturday?...Vodka” @pearly_G @the_bee_2 @NotCrosmy...
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