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Intelligence officials warned today that Vladimir Putin has been conducting a propaganda psyop targeting Americans with disabilities which may explain why so many of them refuse to stand with Ukraine.


Andrew Schulz is the best argument for the existence of Redbar.


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Matt Rife trying to be the next vice president


Sydney Sweeney sounds like a name made up by Adam Sandler.


the blue hairs have now fully embraced clown hair


Has the situation in Gaza rehabilitated the public image of Kanye?


Matt Rife is to comedy what Vanilla Ice was to rap music


No wonder half of Bill Burrs material is about just barely restraining himself from domestic violence.


You don't have to do anything. Everything is a choice. I don't have to take a shower after every time I take a poop. I choose to take a shower after every time I take a poop.


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New slogan idea: From The River to the Sea, Palestine will be Queer


Word on the street is the real day of jihad will be when mcdonalds brings the mcrib back.


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Not sure if this is true but I heard the Jews pretty much controlled all of Seinfeld.


Breaking: Biden admin planning EOs to "bolster patriotism" ahead of the 2024 election. Among them requiring the national anthem to be sung 3 times a day at public schools. Another measure will alter the national anthem from Star Spangled Banner to Dude Look Like a Lady.


what if you created your own enemy so that you could have stage managed conflicts but then a real enemy hijacked the fake enemy and not only turned them into a real enemy, but exposed your original support for them meaning you would get the blame for their future actions.


Sometimes I think my daughter is going to grow up to be a serial killer. #girlpower


Pretty shrewd move from Boebert to orchestrate this middle east conflict as a distraction from her handigate


Is Kanye pro Palestine?


Sometimes you go into a bathroom stall and there's a man in the stall next to you taking a shit. And you shit with another man shitting one foot away from you. That shit is gay.


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