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Devonshire exile...

phil smith

@24psmith

Harper Adams University College, Devonshire exile...

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Oh my sweet jesus

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Sepp Blatter saying 'I'm not perfect' is a bit like me saying 'I'm not a toaster'.


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I just got a message from my boyf telling me that in my absence, he had a sleepover in his room. I feel like such a cougar.


Could not have heard better news all week.

Football League highlights in prime-time 9pm slot on @channel5_tv from 2015/16 >> po.st/1pvXYo #footballon5

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@24psmith you are my life xo


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"Imagine you're a tapeworm"


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It's amazing what a nap can do


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Well I guess that settles it. #thedress

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Thunder storms make me want to listen to knock on wood


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If zoella tweets moaning about her relatively privileged life style, I'm going to crumble into dust


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'Your vision will be blurred for 4 hours' yayyyyyyyy


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I have been given the gift of sight once more


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My friends are all lovely and great and this tweet is cheesey but I really appreciate it xx


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So I am in Portsmouth, the land of my forefathers


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Although the other day I found out that many of my family lived in Liverpool...Hmmm


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Also, I have finally decided on my tattoo, more useless news updates from me later.


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If Sunderland played any further back they'd be in Roker Park.


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Just deciding whether to check my bank balance, or to force a freshly-sliced scotch bonnet chilli pepper behind each of my eyes.


I've defended Devon to the death for 18 years now. Just discovered it's the people that make it...#takemetouni


Some of the shit I did last night....If I don't laugh, I'll cry.


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