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Uncle Scrooge

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When a man says this, you know he saw something his heart desires but his wallet is standing in the way 😭

We need to work harder okes 😭



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You thought you were bigger than the program

I have a date on Saturday and i jokingly asked him what would happen if I cancelled. He said, “Not a problem, I can easily get other girls.” Date successfully cancelled.



This just fucked me up

This is hilarious lmao



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😂😂😂😂

My nigga Zion was chilling. Had the movie downloaded on the firestick and fireplace lit. Bitch still wanted to expose him smh lol and yall got mad at me when I said prostitutes shouldn’t be treated like normal people. Look how they do the men that treat them like civilians 🤷🏾‍♂️



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Niggas are niggain in ways niggas ain't ever nigga’d before.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ???????????

itsKARY_'s tweet image. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ???????????


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When you start talking to a 10/10 and she start adding extra letters to her words



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Ugandan dictator is disappointed that Ugandan youths haven’t stood up to him😭

Museveni: “You Gen Z what have you done so far? When I was 26, we started the FRONASA movement to liberate this country. But for you Gen Z, all I hear is “vibe, vibe.” What is your vibe doing for the country?”



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White people bringing disease & unseasoned food to the rest of the globe

Till this day I still don’t understand this particular scene…



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25-30 is when you realize you didn't know anything

18-23 year olds really do think they're smarter than everybody Imaoo



You’re in the south 😂😂

Umm yall wasn’t gonna tell me this place racist?



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Me after someone buys the house i had saved on Zillow, that im planning to buy in 10 years 😭😭

GUYS SOMEONE BOUGHT MY HOUSE💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

davsdgaf's tweet image. GUYS SOMEONE BOUGHT MY HOUSE💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔


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"We regret to inform you.…" You will regret you informed me 🤬

GUYS SOMEONE BOUGHT MY HOUSE💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

davsdgaf's tweet image. GUYS SOMEONE BOUGHT MY HOUSE💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔


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Being this happy with a bitch only ends one way.

Hours.

Son_ImSleep's tweet image. Hours.


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Laughing while their uncle praying at Thanksgiving 💀


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Real time how the gram ah fuck up a relationship 😭😭😭😭

😭😭😭😭😭😭



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“Hey my love” I actually just dried up



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Never seen manipulation like this in my life🤣😭

"Or should I ask Satan." Is very important when praying.



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The Wire finale hits so hard because it refuses closure. No redemption arcs, no neat bows. Just the same cycle grinding on like it always has. Realest ending the show could’ve had.

From Hologram H

What’s a TV series finale that actually stuck the landing?



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This the type of dream you be having right before your alarm for work goes off:


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that nigga Ar Ab used to be going too federal ctfu 😂😂😂 .. peep main man face in the red


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