Mr. Sixty9
@2Hard2Freaky
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Q. Did you hear that the new and politically correct name for "lesbian". A. It has been changed to "vagitarian".
Confucious say Man have more hair on chest than woman - but on the (w)hole woman have more.
Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down.
Lady: I'm warning you, my hubby is coming back in half an hour. Man:But I'm not doing anything. Lady: That's why I'm warning you. Hurry up
Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it... so I said "Implants?"
Of all the babes your my selection, please don't give me a rejection.My teeth are clean4your inspection,so give my mouth a tongue injection!
If a black man fucks a white girl using a pink condom what color of child will he get? Idiot... still thinking? He was using a condom.
Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them!
Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.
Woman: Can I get Viagra here? Pharmacist: Yes. Woman: Can I get it over the counter? Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
Q. How can you tell a head nurse? A. She's the one with the dirty knees!
Girl to Mom:Is it true that babiesCome out from theSamePlace where boys put their Penis Mom:Yes Girl:Wow!My baby will come out from my mouth
God asked Women: Did I make a mistake in designing men? Women: It's OK except that the "JOY STICK" meant for us is not detachable.
Judge-Why did you attack that young man? Old lady- He grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on the bed & shouted APRIL FOOL..
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