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Jon Kershaw

@2jonkershaw

Media Planner. Grimsby Town Fan. Pedant.

Will swap for a pint in @DocksBeers at this point.

I have 3 spare tickets for the Nirvana tribute @DocksAcademy in Grimsby tonight. Face value £17 each.



I have 3 spare tickets for the Nirvana tribute @DocksAcademy in Grimsby tonight. Face value £17 each.


No way we’re winning today. #GTFC


My Bluesky account, for anyone who likes bad puns, Grimsby Town, and bad puns about Grimsby Town. bsky.app/profile/2jonke…


Controversial opinion: the Gary Barlow’s son memes are unfair and unfunny. In virtually any other circumstance, making jokes about an aspect of someone’s physical appearance that they can’t change would be considered socially unacceptable.


Love this guy. #GTFC

Yesterday was such a good day made even better by getting the opportunity to interview LJL before kick off. Big hints of the shop being open before Christmas 🎄 Really enjoyable interview as we discussed the Chorley and Aldershot goals at length as part of his #ycfc legacy

yorkhospball's tweet image. Yesterday was such a good day made even better by getting the opportunity to interview LJL before kick off. 

Big hints of the shop being open before Christmas 🎄

Really enjoyable interview as we discussed the Chorley and Aldershot goals at length as part of his #ycfc legacy


Happy ‘James McLean isn’t wearing a poppy’ day to all who celebrate / castigate. Seems to get earlier every year.


Luton Town Football Club manager Rob Edwards football clubbing away like a good ‘un about Luton Town Football Club on 5Live. @FootballCliches


This week, I will mainly be taking

2jonkershaw's tweet image. This week, I will mainly be taking

Currently reworking Billy Joel’s ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’ to include lyrics about Philip Day, Alex May and Ian Holloway. What else do I have to say? #GTFC


How do people like Ian Holloway keep getting manager jobs? Surely football folk talk to each other? What is it about either his record or character that would persuade a club to appoint that [redacted] into a position of authority? #STFC #GTFC


Received a damning assessment of both my character and sporting ability from my son last night. He said “you’re really competitive, but you’re not good enough to compete.” Devastatingly accurate.


Forest v Palace looking every inch the Championship game. The fact that both these sides will comfortably stay up in the Premier League is a damning indictment on the best league in the world™️


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Emilia Clarke says if West Bromwich Albion win promotion back to the Premier League they shouldn’t be allowed in. “They’ve had enough chances,” she said

FakeShowbizNews's tweet image. Emilia Clarke says if West Bromwich Albion win promotion back to the Premier League they shouldn’t be allowed in.

“They’ve had enough chances,” she said

The Grimsby Reaper moves in mysterious ways. #GTFC

BREAKING: Nicky Butt steps down from his role as Chief Executive Officer of Salford City with immediate effect 🚨



I thought Salford City were really poor yesterday, but if Kelly N’Mai wants to come and play for a decent football team I’m sure we could find room for him at #GTFC.


Proper battling win, that. Superb showing from all the lads. #GTFC


Karl Robinson being his usual likeable self this afternoon. #GTFC


Pinball wizards. #GTFC


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