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A) where's Jesus when you need him? B) uh...not here bc he's in heaven and hasn't come again


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WE’VE BEEN TO THE MOON

On Fox FEMA Administrator Brock Long says hurricane relief for Puerto Rico is “the most logistically challenging event the US has ever seen”



Autocorrect on my phone now turns "shot" to "shit"....apparently I'm not a huge drinker but talk about poop a lot!! 💩💩


I just got an email from someone with an AOL address...talk about nostalgia #getwiththetimes #its2017


1: have you heard about the unicorn frappe? 2: ya I heard it's nasty. Tastes like pepto 1: I bet they wish they were drinking pepto


Had a dream with a celebrity in it...let's just say they were as nice in my dream as I imagine they are in real life #dreamcometrue


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Some men are threatened by powerful women. Some aren't.

Mikel_Jollett's tweet image. Some men are threatened by powerful women.

Some aren't.
Mikel_Jollett's tweet image. Some men are threatened by powerful women.

Some aren't.

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If loving science is wrong, we don't wanna be right. #factsmatter


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I am an "America First" guy on just one issue: the ordering of country names in web drop-downs.


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Weatherman predicted a whiteout here in northeast today. I see it has already hit DC.

Proud to welcome our great Cabinet members to the @WhiteHouse this afternoon with @VP Pence.

POTUS45's tweet image. Proud to welcome our great Cabinet members to the @WhiteHouse this afternoon with @VP Pence.


Sometimes I see sparkly things in the shower? Anyone else? #FridayFeeling


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Betsy DeVos literally bought and paid for those yes votes. [via @xdelmar59]

stevesilberman's tweet image. Betsy DeVos literally bought and paid for those yes votes. [via @xdelmar59]

We better not have jinxed this. The *world NEEDS* the falcons to win the #SuperBowl


At least it's your mouth and not somewhere else...unless you want a #SuperBowl baby that is...

2thirdz's tweet image. At least it's your mouth and not somewhere else...unless you want a #SuperBowl baby that is...

Disappointed that more celebs #SAGawards are NOT using their voices to speak out against the injustice Trump is imposing on world #NoBan


Disappointed that more celebs @SAGawards are NOT using their voices to speak out against the injustice Trump is imposing on world #NoBan


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