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James Warmington

@305warm

#comedyMIA

People see me walking around and Brickel thinking I’m a “Finance guy” but nah, I’m more a fine Aunts guy!


I’m back in the 305, stuntin just to stay alive.


Please forgive my sentementality, must’ve been listening to too much R&B…


I hate hearing a Cuban telling me their picadillo recipe doesn’t have raisins, who the fuck raised you!?


The Dolphins are going a bench Tua finally! Thank God!


You start waking up at 4AM and, in no time, you’ll get up at 2AM with no alarm no matter when you fell asleep.


The Brightline train having a death toll might be the best way to get me to buy a ticket, so I don’t endup getting hit by it on foot.


Kash Patel mentioning Valhalla isn’t any weirder than when any of you bring up heaven.


Saudi Arabia is home to Mecca and Medina as well as the descedents of Muhammad, prophet of the fastest growing religion in the world. Its capital Riyadh is still more free than Vatican City the capital of Catholicism.


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A funny thing about black people who claim they're the real jews is why would you want to be the real jews?


What is Christianity other than antijudiasm?


I think we all want @realDonaldTrump to replace @jimmykimmel for sure!

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I don’t disagree with Candace Owens as mush as I am completely disinterested in her way of speaking.


Really, FBI Director Kash Patel needs to be fired for the terrible handling of the Charlie Kirk assassination coverup.


The way you can watch the game off the Hard Rock App now is out of this world.


Israel’s worst enemy is the truth.


The way I hear people asking ‘Siri’ to answer questions and complete tasks is just so alarming to me. This AI shit will never die.


Nuclear weapons should be provided to most nations as a deterrent from other countries (like ISRAEL) from launching attacks on them. Thr U.S. should get on selling them before Russia does.


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If you believe in the left or right, or Dixiecrats or Republicants in 2025 you are truly lost. And won’t make it going forward. Enjoy the horse and pony show blame game.


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