30secondnut's profile picture. World Renound Alcohol Abuser, Ted 2 lover, back porch and your Mom/GF enjoyer. Chronic Dry Beater. Reformed liar. Oiling up.

“Big Jerker” Thorton

@30secondnut

World Renound Alcohol Abuser, Ted 2 lover, back porch and your Mom/GF enjoyer. Chronic Dry Beater. Reformed liar. Oiling up.

Just did it twice im never eating again man

Just choked for like 2 minutes how did i not die



Just choked for like 2 minutes how did i not die


Starving yourself and posting it

What is an underrated weight loss tip?



Do girls get turned off if a guy pees and has a little pee dribble after perhaps because it didnt all come out like a nickel sized amount of pee or no


How much dih would a woodchuck suck if a woodchuck could suck dih


Thanks captain fucking obvious


I wish we still fought wars with swords


Legacy timeline pull

30secondnut's tweet image. Legacy timeline pull

Texting her and asking if she’s okay and if she still has any interest in me

qué arías en esta situación?



That stripper doesn’t love you bro… and that e-girl DEFINITELY doesn’t love you dawg



Getting over my trust issues


Do any women still gaslight anymore or do i have to do all the work


Sister wont let me drunk pee in a cup in her car im fucking mad


Wow

Lotta lists going around recently… made one of my own ✍️



Drunk wish i was hibernating in her warm box


Yeah bartender can i get a crown squirt and spit please thanks


I bet it’s such a heartwarming feeling to ask your wife to get you a beer


Found a bug in new beer glass. Going to drink the bug.


Abel you aren’t getting that fucking table

30secondnut's tweet image. Abel you aren’t getting that fucking table

I don’t know who Abel is but I just canceled your reservation buddy sorry

30secondnut's tweet image. I don’t know who Abel is but I just canceled your reservation buddy sorry


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