“Big Jerker” Thorton
@30secondnut
World Renound Alcohol Abuser, Ted 2 lover, back porch and your Mom/GF enjoyer. Chronic Dry Beater. Reformed liar. Oiling up.
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Just did it twice im never eating again man
Starving yourself and posting it
Do girls get turned off if a guy pees and has a little pee dribble after perhaps because it didnt all come out like a nickel sized amount of pee or no
How much dih would a woodchuck suck if a woodchuck could suck dih
Thanks captain fucking obvious
Texting her and asking if she’s okay and if she still has any interest in me
That stripper doesn’t love you bro… and that e-girl DEFINITELY doesn’t love you dawg
Do any women still gaslight anymore or do i have to do all the work
Sister wont let me drunk pee in a cup in her car im fucking mad
Wow
Lotta lists going around recently… made one of my own ✍️
Yeah bartender can i get a crown squirt and spit please thanks
I bet it’s such a heartwarming feeling to ask your wife to get you a beer
Found a bug in new beer glass. Going to drink the bug.
Abel you aren’t getting that fucking table
I don’t know who Abel is but I just canceled your reservation buddy sorry
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