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I just bought a retired drug sniffing dog. I think it was a good investment cause he already found 3 bags of weed I lost!


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During sex it's perfectly fine to say "yeah", "yes", and "oh yes" but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming "yep"


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(775): When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home


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I hate it when girls just use me for sex.. - said no man ever


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What doesn't kill you fucks you up mentally.


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