There's only one tissue in the village and my nose looks like a nuclear waste dump. Maybe the flies will clear it off. #ecosystem #3rdworld
Really glad I don't have to worry about CFC's in my bottled water. Just those damn goat carcasses in the well I share with 582 people.
Stayed out past curfew (7pm) Dad shaved my head, but at least I still got eyebrows. #inyourfacedad #parentsjustdontunderstand
My puppy died today :( Least we got dinner :) #silverlining #thirdworldWIN
Just got my 1st tattoo! I wanted a butterfly, but instead I got branded by the local militia. #FREETATTOO #SCORE
I ate THREE spoons of rice today! Now I totally have to go throw up. #thirdworldbulemia
My sister has a staph infection, they're removing her foot tomorrow. #HA! That'll teach her for narcing on my Bieber poster. #WINNING
#FML Mom found my @JustinBeiber poster & the village tried to stone me to death for worshiping false idols. Beibs is teh hottness. #Believe
Everyone is bitching about the rat plague but at least they are eating all the locusts from last week.
OMG got my period and they're making me sleep in the unclean hut again. #LEVITICUS #THIRDWORLDPROBLEMS
Mom tried to leave dad but he threw boiling oil in her face. #MEH #thirdworldproblems
Sharing an outhouse with the entire village is so bogus. I bet @KimKardashian doesn't have to deal with this crap. #DYSENTERY
I totally hate sleeping in a room with my entire family. #FARTS #twelvesiblings
SMH. Some Junta warrior just raped my 9 year old sister to get rid of his HIV. #FAIL #thirdworldproblems
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