Black bears moved into the village near by. Real estate value plummeted.
we collect our sweat into little jars to season our meals
sold my daughter's virginity. we splurged and shared a bowl of rice.
Had fast food today. The cheetah took forever to kill.
i found another cardboard box. finally got my children their own bedrooms
Half of our village tested positive for HIV. The other half havn't been tested yet.
“@FWProblems: I had to use scented kleenex tissues to wipe because I ran out of toilet paper. #FirstWorldProblems” Be a man, use your hand.
“@FWProblems: We ran out of hot water #FirstWorldProblems” Ha! Our entire lake is heated from all the toxic waste the corporations dump.
NATO bombed our local school during lunch. Released a press conference saying it was an accident #lolmybad
Entire house is full of designer jeans. My little brothers stitch them.
tied some leaves together...suited up for the big the interview! #justdoit
nike opened a new sweatshop down the road, practicing for my interview
fought ten men for a US penny. rent is ok for two months.
received pittsburgh steelers 2011 superbowl champions t-shirt, my family loves the blanket
White people keep coming into the country and force us to practice Christianity.
I walked 3 miles to get a bucket of water, only to find that the well has dried up.
Tsunami carried my house away, with my family in it....
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