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Hey @MDOTNews, you need to get on this BS.

5WireSam's tweet image. Hey @MDOTNews, you need to get on this BS.

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ERROR: Unhandled exception "segmentation fault" in subroutine "order_donut" in module "simulate_normal_human_behavior". Execution of thread or process terminated.


Almost did a "this is banjo erasure!" hot take but then I saw it. I approve. Can't wait to taste this year's batch.

Look who's comin' around the mountain with a new fit for 2023! It's our favorite festival-ride-or-die-road-dawg, the incomparable Queen of The Hefeweizen Scene, MOUNTAIN GIRL!

UnionBrewing's tweet image. Look who's comin' around the mountain with a new fit for 2023! It's our favorite festival-ride-or-die-road-dawg, the incomparable Queen of The Hefeweizen Scene, MOUNTAIN GIRL!


At a brewery out in the suburbs, where some acoustic designer ensured that the terrible music would be inescapable and the exact same volume everywhere. I guess they did both a great job and the worst job.


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Welcome to 2023... the year the Orioles win the World Series


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Hidden “junk” fees – like processing fees on concert tickets – add up quickly. President Biden called on his Administration to crack down on these fees and put that money back in the pockets of Americans.


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CANDIDATES: All legal votes will be counted, including votes for you. If you have the most votes in the final tally, you will be elected. If you do not have the most votes, you will have lost your election.


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Holy shit. This is some *terrifying* white nationalist rhetoric.


Good thing Houston didn't waste an out on a squeeze play there. Excellent job playing the math, eggheads.


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boy, do I have news for you about atonal music enjoyers

Komaniecki_R's tweet image. boy, do I have news for you about atonal music enjoyers

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I’m taking the stage for our first and only #MD01 debate! The debate will be posted on Cecil.tv and on our social media this evening. #WeAreOne

heathermizeur's tweet image. I’m taking the stage for our first and only #MD01 debate! The debate will be posted on Cecil.tv and on our social media this evening. #WeAreOne

Don't really care about either band but still find this interesting.

I hate to stir up tempests in teapots, but the candymaker behind that promotional @treyanastasio/@Goosetheband bar (jambands.com/news/2022/10/2…) is one of the most powerful Trump supporters in PA, and served jail time for corruption. ozy.com/news-and-polit…



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Yikes. #OHSenDebate


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Republicans worried about declining birth rates:

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Two friends of the devil on Letterman, 1993


Under the ACA, when insurance companies overcharge for premiums and don't use the money on operations they are required to send excess back to the customer. Today, without irony, I again say "thanks, Obama." Could have been a lot better, but it's better than nothing.

5WireSam's tweet image. Under the ACA, when insurance companies overcharge for premiums and don't use the money on operations they are required to send excess back to the customer. Today, without irony, I again say "thanks, Obama." Could have been a lot better, but it's better than nothing.

What you seem to be saying is that, in a disagreement over science, the press shouldn't publish the opinions of an actual scientist and subject matter expert because he challenges the work of someone whose qualification is being an Instagram celebrity. That seems... problematic.

Evan Woodard, the Black Baltimore City archaeologist who’s gained fame using IG, posted on his story today that a state-employed chief archaeologist has been going behind his back, trying to discredit his work. Guess who’s letting this state-employed archaeologist write an op-ed—



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btw we have a quiet car 🤐

We teamed up with @guitarcenter to surprise a flight full of Customers flying out of Long Beach with a ukulele and a lesson. By the time they arrived in Honolulu they were pros.

SouthwestAir's tweet image. We teamed up with @guitarcenter to surprise a flight full of Customers flying out of Long Beach with a ukulele and a lesson. By the time they arrived in Honolulu they were pros.


Been hearing that Southwest, which once had a good reputation, has been terrible lately about not letting working musicians carry on the important tools they need for their livelihood–with valuable instruments inevitably getting broken and lost. Quite the timing for this stunt.

We teamed up with @guitarcenter to surprise a flight full of Customers flying out of Long Beach with a ukulele and a lesson. By the time they arrived in Honolulu they were pros.

SouthwestAir's tweet image. We teamed up with @guitarcenter to surprise a flight full of Customers flying out of Long Beach with a ukulele and a lesson. By the time they arrived in Honolulu they were pros.


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