600 For Common Man
@600ForCommonMan
600 words and phrases you can make into your most commonly used lines. Don't use your brain, let us rent your voice.
Full titty, unlimited biscuits, that's the power of the home depot.
Let's go back to the days when you could get blacklisted for #ShareaCoke
I mean clearly someone screwed up because hotdog buns always come on packages of 6...
Hey man, if you want my advice... ...never wrap technology around your dick.
Oh, so you think I smell like I'm doused in Irish Spring? More like Irish Cream, 'm I right fellas?
*gets ready to pee in the safety of one's own home only to, dong in hand, find an entire chicken in the toilet bowl* "Not today chicken."
I like my Christmas like I like my gas station bathroom sex acts: quick, clean, and with minimal involvement of extended family.
This breadstick is f***ing delicious. And delicious is like:"Oh yeah Big Daddy!"
Sometimes you happen to be the resident expert in graveyard etiquette...
it's hard to tell the difference between me when I'm sad, and you when you're horny
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