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Trust us with the economy? Can’t even organise an umbrella when it’s raining! #sunak


Are the contestants told to dance or else? #popmaster


#bbclaurak Grumpy with the government? Does Snow White know he’s defected too?


I hope we’re not paying for Jeremy Hunt’s hair dye on expenses. #bbclaurak


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Here’s a tester. Royal Mail are telling our members that you as the public want your mail up to 3 hours later each day. They say that’s the ‘customer trends’ RT this if you don’t want your mail later and you don’t want your posties start time changed.


Ted Bundy was thought of as being charismatic.. @bbcquestiontime


Buddy Holly!

62Tele's tweet image. Buddy Holly!

I didn’t realise Priti Patel was a Talking Heads fan. #marr

62Tele's tweet image. I didn’t realise Priti Patel was a Talking Heads fan. #marr

Michael Gove, croissant lips! #Marr


Does Michael Portillo own any normal coloured trousers?


I wonder if the balloon Boris rubbed on his head before coming out will still be stuck to the wall when he gets back to it? #BorisJohnson


You’re on in ten minutes Nadhim, are you sure you’ve got your Union Jack in shot like we all agreed? #marr


Did Hancock just call Andrew Marr Matt? #marr


Your threat to fire and rehire your entire @BritishGas workforce has been condemned by your own staff, customers and across the political spectrum. Why won’t you withdraw it? #AskBritishGas


Looks like Boris failed to follow Billy Connolly’s advice about throwing away that razor comb! #marr #BorisJohnson


Quick, I’m on telly in a minute, how does my hair look? Shite as usual! #BorisJohnson


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Mr Benn Badge Giveaway!! I promised one more before Christmas. Simply RT for a chance to win a set of these fabulous Mr Benn badges. One winner will be chosen a week from now. If you would like buy a set, they are listed on ebay - but wait! You could be the winner! Good Luck!!

thebowlerhatman's tweet image. Mr Benn Badge Giveaway!!
I promised one more before Christmas.
Simply RT for a chance to win a set of these fabulous Mr Benn badges.
One winner will be chosen a week from now.
If you would like buy a set, they are listed on ebay - but wait! You could be the winner!
Good Luck!!

62Tele reposted

As life is a bit difficult just now, lets have another Mr Benn badge giveaway. To win a set of these fabulous Mr Benn badges, simply retweet this tweet. I will give away a set of badges to one lucky person a week from today. Good Luck!

thebowlerhatman's tweet image. As life is a bit difficult just now, lets have another Mr Benn badge giveaway.
To win a set of these fabulous Mr Benn badges, simply retweet this tweet. I will give away a set of badges to one lucky person a week from today. Good Luck!

What’s with Gove’s sideways live long and prosper hand gestures? #Marr


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