6StringMercenary
@6StringMerc
Reincarnated + Ready to Rock Have guitars, will travel and melt faces.
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Honestly, getting to know how @OnlyFans operates by #immersion for under $1,000 of my own 💰 to do #journalism and get #access - I’m #conflicted. Yay #women #bodypride - #boo good gals doing #sexy #sidehustle while “tool assists” #spam…
Did you know if you put @grimez and @amandapalmer in the same room and lock the door within 30 seconds all the oxygen will be gone and they'll die pointing the finger at each other? @stereogum @RollingStone @RobertWilonsky
Hey @Grimezsz you suck. Like as a musician, a mother, a human, and just in general everything about you is a pitiful garbage fire of speed freak attention seeking. Enjoy you Ozymandius fate ya clown.
So @dfwticket #p1s how about #free #golfballs from me for 2 years if you dress up as a #bat 🦇 and #taser @Avidgolfer98
So #CowboysNation #fam I figured out why I'm finally stoked about the #RB crew: @Tp__5 = ultimate Marcus Allen / Marshall Faulk sequel @DeuceVaughn = Marion Sanders tough ankle breaker #Bro two #3rddownbacks is a wrinkle in the #matrix. #yeehaw cc: @gordonkeith @dfwticket
I drive a #badass #racecar for the street and ya know what? It still costs less than @JBONAMASSA 's glasses & c0ck r!ng collection. That's why he won't cut heads with me. #pooooooooooosaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy
#NowIseeit - so clear @RonDeSantisFL is a uglier, dumber clone of @bradcoopernet and that's why he gets camera time. Poor Brad.
The most impressive part of @timbaland's #music #career is how much he's been able to #steal from other artists with those stumpy #oompaloompa #fingers.
Not sayin' I #vacation in the #Audielia #Dallas #hood but I'm laying low on budget #nextdoor to it. How do I manage? White dude, RBF, no ink, no piercings, @GoodwillIntl @and1basketball #shorts, socks 'n #slides. Either that or #badguyswearblack and my #cowboyhat. Works4me.
I used to be #ashamed of my #bruises from my #handicap and was told to try 'n hide it all. Turns out that's not good. My body is mine, I was born this way and I've learned how to take care of it. In turn, it takes care of my brain. #Respect #holistic #selflove
Ahem, soon I'll be in @dallas_observer turf like @DowntownDallas for #busking & maybe #dj #popup sets with a light kit #justforfun #tipsaccepted. #Practice makes #better. There's also my old #hood #DeepEllum but I can't grow a beard.
Wrote a #parody #sketch @nbcsnl style for @CapitalOne #commercial with the #cupcakes and making it seem like #wishesarehorses. dropbox.com/s/02gk1rzt18mj… cc: @sethmeyers @gordonkeith @ComedyCentral
Whenever @sethmeyers goes on #vacation @nbc can just #substitute the younger, newer version now appearing in @wendy's commercials. Probably a lot less of a #dramaqueen too...
Gotta love @CNN for their #GrandNational #package being the most #British thing ever: Animal rights protesters in pink. Bobbies loading people in vans. Horsies! Old white guy with bad teeth. The end.
It'd be #awesome for #charity if @GregAbbott_TX would take #bids to let somebody #swing at his legs for 15 minutes with a #golf club. For charity! Trust me, @HeritageAuction would have to add extra #servers to handle the #traffic. @billburr @anthonyjeselnik @SethMacFarlane
The @GOP @GregAbbott_TX new #talking point is a #boldmove: "Our stance is not #prolife or #antiabortion - our issue is it happening in a woman's body with a medical procedure because the version we endorse is in a classroom with a firearm." @gordonkeith @sethmeyers @billburr
Effed Up Field Trips 2023 — Dating Apps @bumble @hinge and @Tinder , @instagram , & @Snapchat - I found some #depressing #sad stories and I'm glad to be done with my #independentjournalism #research in this #tech. link.medium.com/STAr4OpU0yb cc: @RobertWilonsky @gordonkeith
Heya @gordonkeith @RobertWilonsky @corbydavidson any of y'all know some #rich #shithead #Boomers who want #braggingrights at the next #card #collector #circlejerk? NM easily, 9/10 maybe even 10/10.
So @larryNBC5 just showed @gordonkeith how to do the #news with #sports and #words. Poor Gordo, he's going to have to re-lubricate all those typewriters from the salt in his tears.
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