Paul Alexander
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Girls always be posting pictures of themselves laughing. I always wonder, "what was so funny?"
Why can't there be floating gas cans like there are in video games. Much cheaper and more convenient. #idemandchange
People say you can't judge a book by it cover....I judged 100% of my texts books and I was 100% correct. I'll continue to judge thank you.
Why do people, mainly relatives, feel the need to remind me that I'm still single.
People think they can afford me, but they always forget to add tax.
Sometimes I ask stupid questions....but for some reason I always get stupid answers.
Why do I get introduced as, "This is my white friend" by EVERYBODY!!!
Life ain't sunshine and rainbows. That's why I make my own.
Girls these days look like they got hit in the face with a tackle box.
A Thurston proverb, "Give me your money. It will make me happy"
I'm the guy that gets introduced by the phrase, "this is that one guy I was telling you about."
Please don't nurse your baby in stop and go traffic. @ladyonthehighway
Men are like banana peels. You throw us away but then realize we'd make a great practical joke. Jokes on you though. We gone.
NCAA: can't get a free meal, but you can have a free trip to Rome! 🤔🤔
Tonight we rename the Hero Leadership Award, the Sam Foltz 27 Hero Award. Live your legacy like @samfoltz27 did. #GBRAlways
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