Seven Figure Systems
@7FigureSystems
Life is short. Break the rules, forgive sooner, kiss slowly, love with true love, laugh without control, always keep smiling, never give up.
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Did you know that crocodiles can grow up to 18 feet? Most only grow four though. #lamejoke
The Enterprise got new engines. I heard it was an impulse buy. #lamejoke
I used to work at a knife factory, but then it got dull. #lamejoke
If you have no interest in banking, you are not a loan. #lamejoke
Why do they call it a toaster and not the tanning bread? #lamejoke
Being in outer space without a spacesuit is breathtaking. #lamejoke
How many trains have been derailed this year? It's hard to keep track. #lamejoke
Yesterday, I ate a clock. It was very time consuming. Especially when I went back for seconds. #lamejoke
My friend made a bet that I couldn't name the second biggest Great Lake. I said, "Ha, you're on!" #lamejoke
The huge sale at the boat dealer turned out to be a big oar deal. #lamejoke
When I was a kid, we would climb inside old tires and roll down the hill. Those were the Goodyears. #lamejoke
The beauty pageant held at the campground was pretty intense. #lamejoke
I hear that Alex Trebek's job is in jeopardy. #lamejoke
Almost got into a fight with a linguistics major. Dude was all talk. #lamejoke
Joey used to be addicted to The Lord of the Rings, but then he kicked the Hobbit. #lamejoke
I discovered a magic wand that can turn Monopoly into Risk. It's a real game changer. #lamejoke
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