80 Proof Professor
@80ProofProf
Teacher, nerd, whiskey and beer, pipes and cigars. Combo of experience seeking and super-lazy.
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GIVEAWAY TIME: Sunday night I will pick one random winner and send them a free copy of THE STAND slipcased gift edition. Fully illustrated. All you have to do to be eligible is Follow and Retweet. Good luck!
The reason conservatives don't like the new Superman movie isn't that it's "woke." It's because they know Superman's the good guy, and he disagrees with them.
GIVEAWAY TIME: Next Friday night I’ll pick one random winner and send them a free copy of THE STAND gift edition. Slipcased and lavishly bound and illustrated. All you have to do to be eligible is Follow and Retweet. Good luck!
Hey D&D twitter, how would you flavor a Warlock whose patron is Texas? Looking for character ideas for a potential future one shot or campaign...
I think all phone numbers not belonging to private individuals should be displayed on caller ID, easily determined through an internet search, or both. I hate when I get a call from a number I don't recognize, they don't leave a voicemail, and I can't find out who they were.
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Obligatory post for the first of May. Also, obligatory warning that the lyrics are*VERY* NSFW. youtu.be/WzZaJDg6E0A?si…
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First of May
It's time for my annual irreverent Easter post. Happy Zombie Jesus Day everyone! (You know I love you, this is all in good fun.) youtu.be/FNxgYot0S6Q?si…
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Schaffer The Darklord - Night of the Living Christ
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