I Died In A Fire

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Remember that time you died in a fire with me again last week to break the world record of 23 die in a fires?

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I Died In A Fire

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Dec 25

Never ask someone 'Are you okay?' unless you're prepared to hear a 'no.' Otherwise, you're a fake piece of shit paying lip service, just to virtue signal, & pretend you tried.

I Died In A Fire

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Nov 28

The only feeling worse than wanting to kill yourself, is to TRY & kill yourself, yet fail. Practice makes perfect, I guess.

I Died In A Fire

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Nov 15

I've watched the instructional videos & all that, but the best thing I've done to win at chess is say to myself, ''f I lose this game, I'm gay.' It just makes me win. I can't explain it.

Look, the gay homosexuals that force us all to be gay homesexuals by force is only terrifying unless you buy my Gay Android Detecting Android Robot, A.K.A. 'G.A.D.A.R.' that prevents robot androids from making you gay. If you don't buy it, you're gay.

I Died In A Fire

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Nov 13

At this point, Trump should just deny the existence of Jeffrey Epstein in general, cause fucken why not at this point? It would be funny.

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Oct 30

This is fucking poetic.

Megadeth

@Megadeth

Oct 30

It's time to complete the circle. "Ride the Lightning" will be released with the album on January 23rd.

I Died In A Fire

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Oct 30

Never been a fan of Elon, but this is good. The comments are pretty good too.

Elon Musk

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Oct 29

When Tolkien wrote about the hobbits, he was referring to the gentlefolk of the English shires, who don’t realize the horrors that take place far away. They were able to live their lives in peace and tranquility, but only because they were protected by the hard men of Gondor.…

I Died In A Fire

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Oct 30

I just saw 2 chemtrails for the first time in a month. The government will be open by the end of the week.

I Died In A Fire

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Oct 27

My list of reasons to continue trying keeps dwindling, & my list of reasons to give up keep growing. This is a bad place.

I Died In A Fire

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Oct 26

I'm officially setting a death clock. If one good thing doesn't happen by the end of the year, I'm out. That seems fair.

I Died In A Fire

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Oct 23

I'm convinced that everyone 14 years younger than me or more is my reincarnated dead jizz I jizzed at some point.

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Oct 14

Trump probably asked Netanyahu to invade on October 6th to make Biden look bad. Then he asked him to wait till his numbers were in the toilet, then we do peace. This has probably been in the works for at least 2 years+.

I Died In A Fire

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Oct 4

Hey @elonmusk, you're overcomplicating this whole going to Mars thing. You're friends with the president. Just tell him there's oil on Mars, & we'll be there by the end of the week. It's easy.

I Died In A Fire

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Sep 5

With all these people that got famous in the 89's dying lately, I would be remiss to not point out how ironic it would be if @FINALLEVEL Ice T committed suicide.